It's time for more good advice from 2 Homos! When mom gets in the way of an otherwise perfectly good relationship, what's a girl to do? You can tell her to go fuck herself, have her poisoned or invite her to join you for a threesome. The possibilities are endless.

When someone that you don't know takes the time to tell you directly that you stink and you need to take a bath, maybe you should listen to them. It's possible that the crazy person might really be you.

No trip on the subway would be complete without the friendly neighborhood perv. Who needs to go the the movies when you can just take a trip on the train? Don't forget the popcorn.

Meet the stripper next door, as we contemplate the best type of strip club to go to and where we'll go when we're in New York over the holidays.

Things take a serious detour for just a moment as we reminisce about coming out to the family and how it all went down. Take a listen as we travel back in time.

When the bitch absolutely, positively has to be gone overnight...there's only one way to get it done. More good advice to help our listeners out.

Upstairs, downstairs and all around the house -- it's hair. It comes in all different shapes, styles and colors. Find out how to style, groom and shave it to keep relationships exciting.

Le'ts face it...everyone fucks up once in a while. Get some good advice before you need it and learn how to make relationships work. We're here for you.

It's just not a holiday unless the front yard is littered with light up trees, twinkling reindeer and oversized gifts...and there's no room for anyone to park in the garage.

Meet the new neighbor who decided to move in unannounced and then bring his entire family to live under our washing machine.