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Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S02E05 of AYAOTD in which the first-ever beef'n'bonk is audio recorded.

Music by DJ But I'm Losing on the Deal

Episode art by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E04 of AYAOTD, in which an adopted molecular ponytail reveals itself to be the other side of a completely smooth face. Also, a man on TV in the night.

Music by DJ No Mister; Accent on the DOH

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S02E01 of AYAOTD, in which a prince wearing a backwards crown reads Goofy Stuff for Little Jillies to his troll doll and Charlotte attempts a voice six times before succeeding gloriously.

Music by DJ The Thirteenth Floor Made Me Cry and Still Does

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E06 of AYAOTD, another one of Charlotte's favorites, in which a bunch of people in morph suits play basketball and Dannon Sprinkl'ins tests a helium powder mix-in.

Music by DJ Ryan Gosling Was in an AYAOTD Episode Which Makes Barbie a Horror Movie That's Canon Don't Question It

Episode art by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E12 of AYAOTD, one of Charlotte's favorites, in which Deedee and Edge Greg hang out by the prom queen mausoleum waiting for Hookhanandoorcarman.

Music by DJ Ran Out of DJ Names for KW

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E13 of AYAOTD in which a hungry shopkeep goes and gets some nice hot table Chinese food from the mall food court and Lizard Steven's friend checks out Hot Sophie's box.

Music by DJ the weekday

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E11 of AYAOTD in which Linda from KPLZ counsels a family simultaneously going through a divorce and a death.

Music by DJ k.l.m.n.o.p

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E09 of AYAOTD in which Dean goes goth and the school basement is revealed to be a capacious playground for an 25-year-old archeologist who thinks she'd look cute in a fur skirt.

Music by DJ Complicated Realtionship With My Extended Family

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S01E02 of AYAOTD in which we meet the clowns Bozees, Obzeez, Zobo, and Bozeman, Montana, take you back in time with a run of jokes about I Am Weasel, and snack on the cardboardy little cracker body of Christ.

Music by DJ Parents Cottage

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Finally, two people who work in tech making fun of a gay robot.

Charlotte literally does have a Furby made of beef. A beef-by.

TW for lots of swearing and a bad Chopsticks rendition but there's no divorced people tongue kissing, so it's appropriate for children.

Music by DJ Auntie Annie's Pretzels