Our beloved friend Adam takes us on a journey through the stupidest, scariest, and longest movie we've ever sat through a chunk of: the Catholic church. Co-starring ratlines, Mommy and Daddy Bank, and a pocket full of quarters for the arcade.

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We apologize for the less-than-perfect audio but unfortunately cannot apologize for our dumb jokes.

In the end, it was Ralph (Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-)Fiennes.

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Hey, are you a woman who doesn't speak English and loves being kidnapped into a trunk? Jason Statham has a franchise for you.

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You ever think about shirts? And Dave Bautista? And the end of the world? And what a halberd is? We sure did.

(If your download was weird try again, we re-uploaded it)

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B-B-B-B-B-BOBBY BEANS! (Full witch laugh.) This movie has a much better screenplay than the title implies. TW for being really awful to chickens, Zoe saying unkind things about a man's (not Ed Harris) face and Charlotte insulting Jessups.

Music by DJ Precious (based on the novel Push by Sapphire)

Manic pixie dreamgirling right over to a knife though the hand. Awful!!!!

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Pornstache, Baby Cube, and the gang face off against the worst cop imaginable in a HEIST film that puts the Curtis Jackson in 50 Cent.

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The pin head! You know the one! The VHS you saw at Blockbuster and ran away from? Updated for today's modern Hulu viewer. Featuring a magic box that eats blood, a bad news boyfriend, and a feat of architectural wrought-iron cage-making.

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Finally, FINALLY after years and years and years of Charlotte's words lost to the ether and the images they painted (Scary Danny) seared into Zoe's gray matter, you get a little taster, a little amuse bouche, a little snacky snack, a little nip of the podcast we finally made.

There is no movie in this one, we just talk about what you can expect... in a manner you can expect.

Music by DJ Vin "The Rock" Diesel