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2 Useless Organisms episodes
- Ep. 11: Eggy Ramen, The Snooze & Skin Everywhere
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite cheap food, our morning routines & learn about a predator's pre-school.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)33 min - Ep. 10: Rubbin' Genies, Melting Pots & Hershey Squirts
On this first episode of 2022, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would do with a genie's 3 wishes, our wildest public restroom stories, and we read an appropriately poopy Yelp review.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)33 min - Ep. 9: Holiday Movies, Kyle Rittenhouse Vs. Taylor Swift & ISIS
On this final episode of 2021, the boys talk about cheerful holiday movies, ISIS, Kyle Rittenhouse Vs. Taylor Swift, Fun Funerals, and COVID.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)28 min - Ep. 8: The Holiday Season, Squid Game & The Florida Awards
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy bond about how the Holidays have begun, Tristan reads a Yelp review that reveals how terrible Florida is, and the boys discuss the hit Netflix show Squid Game!
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)34 min - Ep. 7: Leaf Water, Serial Killers & Aquatic Junkies
Tristan and Tommy are joined by two special guests, Tommy's lady friend Maggie, and host of the "Scooter & the Big Man" podcast, Bryan, for a discussion that ranges from when/if killing people is bad to the death penalty & more!
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)36 min - Ep. 6: Obscure Hills, Positivity & Chris Farley's Mustard Cake
Tristan and Tommy talk about our strange opinions, the value of positivity, and stupid people with a "ph" in their name.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)30 min - Ep. 5: Love, Murder & Hate
Tristan and Tommy talk about Tommy's special lady, people we don't want alive, and a new sponsor puts little effort in making their product sound even remotely enjoyable.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)32 min - Ep. 4: Foreign Toilets, Metal Music & America's Treasure
Tommy's back this week and he and Tristan discuss their favorite TV shows, things we should normalize, and shooting water up our butts.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)35 min - Ep. 3: Star Trek, EDM & Shame
Tommy's taking the week off so we have a special guest joining us, host of the boys' former show "3 Guys Without The Wise", Eric!
Tristan and Eric discuss things they're not proud of, what Las Vegas and Korea have in common, and a Yelp review from a confused individual.Support the show
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)31 min - Ep. 2: Homemade Food, Bucket Lists & Tristan Sucks
Tristan & Tommy discuss their favorite homemade foods, their theme park bucket list items, and our sponsor really hates Tristan.
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About 2 Useless Organisms
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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.