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- Ep. 21: Hurricane Google, The Juggernaut Jew & Father Hacksaw's Catholic Camp
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with Hurricane Ian as Floridians, childish things we do as adults, a brand-new sponsor gives us money & Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome camp in Missouri.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)37 min - Ep. 20: Unusual Deaths & Disturbing Stats, 2000's Internet Culture & Blue-Jeans Methington
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss a history of unusual deaths, very disturbing statistics (looking at you Catholic Church), the modern "Wild West" that was the Internet in the 2000's, and a Yelp review of a lost album from 1986.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)38 min - Ep. 19: Rated R Kids Movies, The Best Dumps & Too Much Cake
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss adult movies we watched as children, what we love about pooping & fat people who need scooters.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)35 min - Ep. 18: Pretending to Be an Adult, Comfort TV & The Curse of Jimmy Carter
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what it means to be an adult, our favorite comfort TV shows & movies, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about Jimmy Carter's Egyptian curse.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)33 min - Ep. 17: Stupid Pets, HAHAHAHAHAHA & A Cock-A-Doody Orphanage
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our opinions on pets (Tristan's is so shocking OMG listen to find out), HAHAHAHAHA & selfish kids in need.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)28 min - Ep. 16: Dreams Don't Come True, Happy Water & Child Piñatas
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss how our childhood dreams didn't amount to diddly-poo, the simple things in life that make us happy, and bugs.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)36 min - Ep. 15: Child Brides, HOOT-HOOT & Conspiracy Theories
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by their former co-host Eric to discuss their favorite conspiracy theories (Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself), what they waste their money on, and a sad story about a bottle opener.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)28 min - Ep. 14: Human Apes, Spooky Clouds & Biblical Doo-Doo Paper
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our messed up dreams, time vs. money & The Jesus Christ Superstore.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)29 min - Ep. 13: True Crime Kiddies, Anti-Bucket List & Scooter and the Big Man
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by "Scooter & the Big Man" host Bryan to discuss our anti-bucket list times, our own true crime fantasies & Bryan is the victim of a nasty podcast review.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)31 min - Ep. 12: Christmas Murder, Wheels Vs. Doors & Scottish Carnival Mud
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the "Wheels & Doors" debate, diseases we don't want to get & Tristan reads a Yelp review from an angry Scottish man.
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About 2 Useless Organisms
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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.