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2 Useless Organisms episodes
- Ep. 41: Groundhog Day, Pretend Money & "Hey Roseanne!"
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss starting your life over for eternity, how to blow our money & racist technology.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)40 min - Ep. 40: 2 Weeks of Vampire Dong, Shi-Tok & Dead CEO Soap
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss watching “Nosferatu” daily for a fortnight, what led Tommy to quit social media, and Tristan reads a Yelp review praising our savior, Lord Mangione.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)37 min - Ep. 39: 2 Zukos, 1 Grease & Deadly Toddler Pilates
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our dream fictional crossovers, justifying crimes & a smelly sunburnt feminist.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)36 min - Ep. 38: Salad Fingers, Olympic Chores & Swingin' Bobby Dayton
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)32 min - Ep. 37: Child Gladiators, Jupiter China & Ranking Tragedies
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy’s culture.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)29 min - Ep. 36: Pants-Shitting Schedules, Finger Liquids & Rumpleforeskin's Lemon Sack
On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)33 min - Ep. 35: Butthole Pancakes, Theme Park Shenanigans & Darcy Dewdrop's Probe
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)33 min - Ep. 34: Dying in Utah, Mega-Yachts & Tommy's Crohn's Disease
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)33 min - Ep. 33: Legal Gladiators, Double Flicks & Partially Digested Beef Jerky
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)43 min - Ep. 32: Credit and Other Karma, George & Severed Head Puppets
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with karma, if we'd rather continue working for a large shitload of money or stop working for a small shitload of money, and Tristan reads a review of an averagely concerning new religion.
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About 2 Useless Organisms
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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.