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- Ep. 31: Wrestling Music, Cactus Poetry & Hitler's Bookstore
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what our walk-on music would be if we were big, bad, scary & hairy wrestlers, we recite our favorite poems, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome bookstore in Arkansas.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)36 min - Ep. 30: Christ is Risen, DeSantis is Dead & Wooden Hammers
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the resurrection of Jesus Vs. The Beatles, and our favorite fictional worlds.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)36 min - Ep. 29: Murdering the World, GLASSGLASSGLASS & Daddy White King
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss how we would destroy the world if we were evil masterminds, bands we like that nobody else likes, and a Yelp review from the asshole of America, Florida.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)35 min - Ep. 28: Bill Cosby Coma, Celebrity Criminals & Meth Farts
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would do if we woke up from a 10-year coma, our favorite celebrity criminals & Tristan reads a Yelp review about one smelly bakery in Georgia.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)37 min - Ep. 27: Special Guest Tom! Least Favorite Things, Brexit Breakfast & Lebanese Gypsy Movies
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by long-time supporter, fellow podcaster & childhood friend of Tristan, Tom (Host of the "Tall Tom's Thought Train" podcast, and new podcast coming to ear-holes soon)! The three T's discuss their least favorite things (we all hate the British), and dream up a movie in order to avoid being shot in the ass.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)57 min - Ep. 26: Murdering Kanye, Buttcheeks & God Bless Candy del Dante
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss who we would have murdered if we didn't get caught, our favorite things (Tommy didn't put his family on his list), and a senselessly violent serial killer pageant (approved by President Biden).
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)43 min - Ep. 25: It's Not a Phase Mom, A Brief History of Podcasting & Abe Lincoln's Nuts
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our recent & self-destructive phases, the short history of podcasting & how it grew into today's giant industry, & Tristan reads a Yelp review from a super round-Earther.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)36 min - Ep. 24: Cringiest Sports Injuries, Nuclear Strike Survival Tactics & Stignarian Tooth Monsters
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss America's most dangerous jobs, some horrifying NFL & wrestling injuries, cantaloupes, Tristan gets deeply upset at the Waning Gibbous moon and the boys read a Yelp review about peeing in a bookstore.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)37 min - Ep. 23: 2022 in Review, Behind the Scenes of Creating and Sustaining a Podcast & Casket Balls
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ups and downs of this year (which might’ve been crazier than 2020), a behind the scenes look at creating and sustaining our podcast, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an abusive ping pong store owner.
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Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)38 min - Ep. 22: Letting Our Inner Karen Out, Retirement Dreams & A "Supreme" Cruise Line
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss times we had to be a Karen, why Spirit and Frontier sucks, our retirement dreams that we'll die before realizing, and a Yelp review for the "Ku Klux Klan Kruise Line".
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About 2 Useless Organisms
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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.