<p>The last-place Philadelphia Union showed some life over the course of the last 5 games. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to produce any meaningful soccer. Jeremy and Chris are back, throwing out any pretense of game reporting, to talk about the problems in Chester and the potential ways forward.</p>

The last-place Philadelphia Union showed some life over the course of the last 5 games. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to produce any meaningful soccer. Jeremy and Chris are back, throwing out any pretense of game reporting, to talk about the problems in Chester and the potential ways forward.

2026, S14 E4: The worst Union team of all time?

Jeremy Lane is a regular contributor to The Philly Soccer Page, and is described there in this way: "In high school, Jeremy was a half decent fullback. In college, he became a mediocre winger/striker. Since then, he's actually gotten pretty good. Too bad he's on the wrong side of 30."

Chris Gibbons is a former editor and long-time contributor to the Philly Soccer Page, but known more for his Valderrama-an playing style, in that he has the ability to grow more hair than all but the most dedicated of his opponents, and prides himself on a truly minimalist playing style (ie: where running is largely frowned upon).

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Jeremy Lane is a regular contributor to The Philly Soccer Page, and is described there in this way: "In high school, Jeremy was a half decent fullback. In college, he became a mediocre winger/striker. Since then, he's actually gotten pretty good. Too bad he's on the wrong side of 30." Chris Gibbons is a former editor and long-time contributor to the Philly Soccer Page, but known more for his Valderrama-an playing style, in that he has the ability to grow more hair than all but the most dedicated of his opponents, and prides himself on a truly minimalist playing style (ie: where running is largely frowned upon).

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