Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical bullshit machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger catches up to Daniel!! Death to The Hive!! Stop hitting yourself!! The zing zone!!! Why do I have to be named Gort?!? Wanna see something inappropriate?!?! Good scheme, Hasbro...good scheme!!! Let’s flog this sad, dying horse!!!

SHOUT OUTS – 11:25

HEADLESS TRIVIA GAME – 12:55

COCKTAIL – 23:45

REVIEW – 36:36

REAL WORLD – 1:54:30

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 2:01:04

RATE THE SCHEME – 2:04:33

ICONIC MOMENT – 2:06:18