Join your teleported travellers of the APDC as they review episode 33, “Other Visits Part 2,” from the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!

Lawn Mower Check-In!!! A series of blow jobs!! Casino Cocktail! BUAD!!! Seeds of Ruin ship!! Millennium Dome Jiffy-Pop!!! Star Trek Q Golden Tee throne! Rattrap: NJ mechanic!!! Megatron’s Face Ship!!! 3D pin toy! T-Ranch & Rattrap team-up!!! Echo or reverb?! Muh-nuh-say-de-huh-de-huh…you know?!! Ice skatin’ uphill!!! It’s like Lawnmower Man…somehow!! 

2:20 - LAWN MOWER CHECK-IN!

6:25 - SHOUT OUTS

7:15 - COCKTAIL

12:00 - REVIEW

43:00 - REAL WORLD

1:01:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:06:05 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your alien allies of the APDC as they review S2, Ep 32 of the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

It’s stupid, but also a great deal of fun! Alien triangulation station!! Grid Zeiram!!! Megaton’s new jamming station!! Sometimes Optimus trusts too much! Tarantulas is kicking it!! Floating seed pods! Airrazor and Tigertron holding hands!! Will Smith’s in a bubble, bro--WOO!! Rhinox rock n’ socks Inferno!! Y2K breathing down our goddamn necks!!! Dipping’ all day long!! Bat Boy: The Musical!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You act out of hate?! Excellent!!!

7:50 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

9:40 - SHOUT OUTS

11:15 - COCKTAIL

16:00 - REVIEW

58:30 - REAL WORLD

1:19:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:22:20 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:23:50 - ICONIC MOMENT

1:24:40 - NEXT TIME…

Oh for bootin’ up cold!!! Billy Zane’s a cool dude!!! Horse dancing is exactly what it sounds like!! The Golden Disc overlay! What’s Dinobot’s ultimate desire!? Primal FaceTime!! Dinobot and Rattrap, a real LaMancha situation!! We’re smart!!! Dinobot’s code, neutral neutral?! Megatron’s Predicon test!! Ring’s off, jack off!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Wouldn’t wanna backshot a hot pistol like you!!!

13:08 - SHOUT OUTS

14:30 - COCKTAIL

19:00 - REVIEW

1:06:40 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:26:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:33:35 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!

Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!!

2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO

12:15 - COCKTAIL

18:20 - REVIEW

1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!!

3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN!

5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA

19:00 - SHOUT OUTS

20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT

23:30 - COCKTAIL

27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP

1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

1:34:24 - NEXT TIME

Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!!

5:00 - 2M2F!

55:00 - SHOUT OUTS

56:00 - COCKTAIL

1:00:45 - REVIEW

2:14:30 - REAL WORLD

2:32:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

2:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

2:35:50 - ICONIC MOMENT

2:21:40 - NEXT TIME ON APDC

Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! 

Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’re a real peanut-buster parfait!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Everything we do, we do it for YOU!!!

5:10 - SHOUT OUTS

6:30 - COCKTAIL

15:40 - DUELING LAST EPISODE RECAPS

17:45 - REVIEW

1:20:40 - REAL WORLD

1:47:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:47:15 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:49:10 - ICONIC JOEMENT

1:50:45 - NEXT TIME!

Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” 

Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In the Real World! IcoDiC Moment!! GI Joe has drug problems…we’ll JOIN THE CLUB!!!

16:30 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

19:20 - GRAVEL GAB

21:22 - SHOUT OUTS! NEW PATRON, WHO DIS?

29:08 - COCKTAIL

41:15 - LAST EPISODE RECAP

44:00 - LET'S TALK DIC

55:09 - REVIEW

1:37:00 - REAL WORLD

2:00:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

2:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

2:05:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!

Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!!

2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

12:40 - SHOUT OUTS

13:45 - COCKTAIL

28:00 - REVIEW

1:07:30 - REAL WORLD

1:25:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:30:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:31:30 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. 

Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 

25:00 - SHOUT OUTS

26:00 - COCKTAIL

36:15 - REVIEW

1:25:00 - REAL WORLD

1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT