Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers!

Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You’re too slow, rusty-pants!!!

CGI TRIVIA - 2:00

SHOUT OUTS - 28:30

COCKTAIL - 29:45

REVIEW - 37:40

REAL WORLD - 1:17:00

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:00

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:35:00

Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!!

15:47 - NEW PATRON!

20:50 - SHOUT OUTS

21:45 - COCKTAIL

29:00 - REVIEW

1:08:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:18:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:20:23 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:22:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! 

Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!!! Counter-virus beer helmet!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! It’s all a fart joke!!!

1:30 - COCKTAIL

24:00 - SHOUT OUTS

27:00 - REVIEW

1:04:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:17:25 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:20:30 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:22:45 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! 

Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and shut up!!! Oh…hi!!!

3:00 - FORBIDDEN ROMANCE TRIVIA

10:30 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

12:23 - SHOUT OUTS

13:45 - COCKTAIL

22:40 - REVIEW

1:32:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:38:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:43:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:46:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT

1:52:00 - MIKE BLEED OUT STINGER!

Join your Humble Hunting Homies of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep19 episode “Call of the Wild,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

That’s the APDC promise!!! Men of the chase!! Trophy hunting trivia!! Roosevelt was wired! Booty Box talk!! Cheetor’s dream!! Terrorsaur’s mouth missile!! Bob Forward’s a pretty good writer!! Rectifier coil stolen?! So much of Primal cheeks!! Megatron’s sedan chair?! Airazor’s SONIC BOOM!! She stoops to conquer!!! Tigatron schools the Maximals!! Access Maximal core consciousness!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not leaving the party this early!!!

2:30 - TROPHY HUNTING TRIVIA

15:00 - APDC CATCH-UP/BOOTY BOX TALK

35:30 - SHOUT OUTS

37:30 - COCKTAIL

43:00 - 2 MIKES 2 FURIOUS

44:00 - EPISODE REVIEW

1:27:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:36:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:41:40 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:43:10 - ICONIC MOMENT

We are recording our first episode back from Holiday Break AS WE SPEAK, and your show proper will return on Sunday, 3/9. In the meantime, please enjoy a special vault release from our Patreon Only Minisode treasure chest.

Happy Coffee Ice Cream Day! My favorite ice cream flavor. And since you all are my favorite, as well, let’s all grab a big bowl of frozen frappaccino and enjoy the Minisode we had from our episode 233, Dark Designs, with special guest Alpha Magnus! Subjects include, and are limited to:

* Recycling Scam

* Why, Hasbro YouTube, why?

* It’s not Audrey II

* Gamesmaster Friedman

* Wilkins Coffee Alf

* It’s still not Audrey II

* MAGA Hogan

* Lockdown

* Masterpiece Rhinox

* Champagne Caleb gotta eat

* Sonic Craving

* Tacobell AI

* S2 & 3

* Jewel Facts

Enjoy in good health.

Hey, y’all, it’s a supercut of all our misrouted letters to Santa from our Transformer friends. And maybe a few little surprise nuggets at the very end. So enjoy, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon!

BEE - 01:20

TRACKS - 13:30

JAZZ - 17:00

STARSCREAM - 20:20

SHOCKWAVE - 23:30

RATTRAP - 28:00

ZODIAC CAMEO - 31:19

? - 31:36

Hey, y'all, we're still on our annual holiday break, so we thought we'd release one of our Patreon Exclusive Minisodes from episode #221! Where we had some fun stuff that didn't make the show but were too good not to share.

Subjects include:

Ethical Disposal

Bougie AA Mile Boys

Sponsors? Eh? EHHHhhh?!

DMV Improv

Fast Food Ferrari

The Last Autobot Cocktail

All this, and nothing else, on your new Minisode.

We'll be back soon with your regularly scheduled program!

—Pistols at Dawn!

Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! 

Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Playing with your emotions like a fiddle to hell!!!

SHOUT OUTS - 24:00

COCKTAIL - 25:00

REVIEW - 27:30

41:45 - BEE’S LETTER TO SANTA

53:50 - TRACKS’ LETTER TO SANTA

57:20 - BACK TO THE REVIEW

1:02:50 - JAZZ’S LETTER TO SANTA

1:06:00 - STARSCREAM’S LETTER TO SANTA

1:08:30 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 2

1:15:20 - SHOCKWAVE’S LETTER TO SANTA

1:19:40 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 3

1:22:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:32:30 - RATTRAP’S LETTER TO SANTA

1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:38:50 - ICONIC MOMENT