We’re on our APDC Holiday Break, so this is a vault release from the Patreon Exclusive Minisode Ep#251 in July.

It’s all random banter from just Caleb and myself, and I promise it has absolutely NO Transformers content - All boring, no brakes. ABNB. This Minisode should have been called “Midwestern Middle-Aged Man Miak.” Subjects include, and are limited to:

VEGAS/LA/BURBANK GEOGRAPHY

TIKI & GUNS

GARDEN GAB

TOMATO TALK

HEARTS ON THE MENU

ALWAYS 2 WEEKS FROM DROUGHT

THAT'S DESSERT, BITCH

ELTON JOHNATHAN

DOLLY IS A TREASURE

JACK MAXIMUS

Pistols at Dawn!

--Ryan

Are you like me?!?! APDC Holiday Episode: Wheelie All the Way!!! Alpha Magnus returns!! Chicken check-in!! Toys R Ross?! Toe Bee Toys??! There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on!!! It’s no fault of his!! Megatron sends Rampage to kill everyone!! Rattrap’s a 15yr old edgelord!!! The things comin’ outta these pods keeps gettin’ weirder and weirder!!! Disembodied Megatron head!! An ugly name for an ugly creature!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You never go full Transmutate!!!

4:30 - RYAN'S ELECTRICAL NIGHTMARE

9:30 - HOLIDAY PLANS

14:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

15:40 - SHOUT OUTS

18:00 - COCKTAIL

21:30 - TOE BEE TOYS

28:00 - REVIEW

1:25:00 - TOYS

1:30:30 - JAZZ CHECKS IN

1:35:00 - REAL WORLD

1:58:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

2:03:00 - SHOCKWAVE…I MEAN TIMMY

2:07:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

2:15:00 - BIG DOLL

2:18:00 - PLUGS

Join your gruesome twosome of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU.INFO as they cover S2, EP 35, “Code of Hero,” from the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Yeah. It’s THAT episode. 

Got any K2 stories?! Welcome back Ant from TFU!!! More TFCon shoutouts!!! Christmas in Jakarta!! Sweet Tea and Cherry Bounce!! Hominids!!! The genre’s opus?! Dinobot contemplates harikari!! A deed once done cannot be undone!! The Golden Disk is Sounds of Earth?! Megatron you malicious queen!!! Time crime!! Let the battle be joined!!! That poor monkey man!!! Bond Villain Barney!! Gettin’ Jiggy With It!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! The rest is silence!!!

6:15 - SHOUT OUTS

14:30 - COCKTAIL

19:00 - REVIEW

56:00 - ONLINE REACTION ‘98

1:05:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:19:45 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:33:15 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:36:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

1:41:00 - NEXT TIME

Join your APDC crew plus special guest Alphamagnus as they review Season 2, Episode 34, “Bad Spark,” of the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! 

TF Con Talk!! Bosom Buddies!!! Podcast with a Merch Problem! Rosemont? More like Rose-NOT!!! Bounce that cherry!! Tarantulas dismembered = Hilarious!!! Tickling the monster’s spark! Rampage Duck!!! Real World! Script Deviations! CRAB PEOPLE!!! 

8:30 - TFCON TALK

30:45 - SHOUT OUTS

33:00 - COCKTAIL

37:30 - REVIEW

01:14:00 - REAL WORLD

01:30:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

01:38:10 - RATE THE SCHEME

01:39:10 - ICONIC MOMENT

01:40:40 - NEXT TIME

Join your teleported travellers of the APDC as they review episode 33, “Other Visits Part 2,” from the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!

Lawn Mower Check-In!!! A series of blow jobs!! Casino Cocktail! BUAD!!! Seeds of Ruin ship!! Millennium Dome Jiffy-Pop!!! Star Trek Q Golden Tee throne! Rattrap: NJ mechanic!!! Megatron’s Face Ship!!! 3D pin toy! T-Ranch & Rattrap team-up!!! Echo or reverb?! Muh-nuh-say-de-huh-de-huh…you know?!! Ice skatin’ uphill!!! It’s like Lawnmower Man…somehow!! 

2:20 - LAWN MOWER CHECK-IN!

6:25 - SHOUT OUTS

7:15 - COCKTAIL

12:00 - REVIEW

43:00 - REAL WORLD

1:01:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:06:05 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your alien allies of the APDC as they review S2, Ep 32 of the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

It’s stupid, but also a great deal of fun! Alien triangulation station!! Grid Zeiram!!! Megaton’s new jamming station!! Sometimes Optimus trusts too much! Tarantulas is kicking it!! Floating seed pods! Airrazor and Tigertron holding hands!! Will Smith’s in a bubble, bro--WOO!! Rhinox rock n’ socks Inferno!! Y2K breathing down our goddamn necks!!! Dipping’ all day long!! Bat Boy: The Musical!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You act out of hate?! Excellent!!!

7:50 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

9:40 - SHOUT OUTS

11:15 - COCKTAIL

16:00 - REVIEW

58:30 - REAL WORLD

1:19:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:22:20 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:23:50 - ICONIC MOMENT

1:24:40 - NEXT TIME…

Oh for bootin’ up cold!!! Billy Zane’s a cool dude!!! Horse dancing is exactly what it sounds like!! The Golden Disc overlay! What’s Dinobot’s ultimate desire!? Primal FaceTime!! Dinobot and Rattrap, a real LaMancha situation!! We’re smart!!! Dinobot’s code, neutral neutral?! Megatron’s Predicon test!! Ring’s off, jack off!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Wouldn’t wanna backshot a hot pistol like you!!!

13:08 - SHOUT OUTS

14:30 - COCKTAIL

19:00 - REVIEW

1:06:40 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:26:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:33:35 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!

Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!!

2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO

12:15 - COCKTAIL

18:20 - REVIEW

1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!!

3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN!

5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA

19:00 - SHOUT OUTS

20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT

23:30 - COCKTAIL

27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP

1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

1:34:24 - NEXT TIME

Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!!

5:00 - 2M2F!

55:00 - SHOUT OUTS

56:00 - COCKTAIL

1:00:45 - REVIEW

2:14:30 - REAL WORLD

2:32:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

2:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

2:35:50 - ICONIC MOMENT

2:21:40 - NEXT TIME ON APDC