Hold onto your Mickey ears, folks, because Marq and Beth are taking you on a thrill ride through the latest Disneyland Paris developments, World Premieres (yes, plural) questionable naming choices, and Beth's emotional breakdown over some shocking attraction news (RIP, old friend).

Here's what to expect:

* Abu Dhabi has joined the chat: Disney's Big Royal Expansion.

There's a whole new world rising in the United Arab Emirates, a Disney Adventure made for and paid by actual Princes and, we assume, princesses. Somewhere in the world where they don't cry over spirit jersey prices. Beth and Marq debate: Is this Bob Iger's final genius move before handing over the keys to the Kingdom?

*Studio One's Grand Reopening: Now with More… Confusing Music?

Back in our humble expansion park, Studio One has reopened—but now it's called « World Premiere » (because Disney loves a rebrand). Visitors are loving the glow-up, but the music playlist? A bit baffling, not that we are hating on John Williams. Is it Hollywood glam or an overly modern muddle? You decide.

* Hollywood Gardens: Great Vibes, Meh Menu

The atmosphere? Chef's kiss ! The food? The chef is not ready to kiss anybody quite yet. Beth and Marq discuss why this spot nails the aesthetic but fumbles the food variety. This place deserves more than fish burgers and star nuggets. But the dessert do look sweet!

* Disney's Naming Conventions: What's in a wor(l)d?

Park terminology. We've discussed this before, but why does Disney have to reuse the same three words in every park name? Like, do you need a Premier Access to have a World Premiere Adventure?

Send help !

*😱 Beth's Heartbreak

Her most beloved attraction is (apparently) getting the axe, and Beth is not okay. Tune in for a passionate rant that's equal parts vengeful and tragic. It is a sad day for quirk, whimsy and eccentric walk-throughs in Frontierland.

* Feedback & a Trip Report: We really LOL !

-When it comes to family trips, pack snacks, embrace the app, and for the love of Mickey, let the kids nap! And remember - Flexibility is Key! Plans are just suggestions when toddlers and DLP mix.

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