You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

#216 OUR SPICIEST CNY HOT TAKES ft. Kuah Jenhan


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Happy Chinese New Year! In this episode, we're getting rowdy with Jenhan to expose our most controversial opinions for the new year - from setting an age limit to angpaos, to renting a girlfriend for reunion dinners. You might wanna sit down for this hot take debate.


00:00 - Intro

00:20 - Explaining the wardrobe malfunction 

04:00 - Being bananas 

04:45 - CNY special menus are overhyped?

11:47 - CNY ’25 is too close to Christmas 

12:30 - Jenhan’s Beef with translations

15:09 - Festive short films are cancelled

15:23 - S-Tier to ASS Tier CNY Influencer MVs

27:40 - Unmarried people don’t deserve angpaos 

32:40 - You actually care about relatives or just want money 

34:20 - Traveling to avoid relatives 

36:46 - Lion dances at home is flexing 

38:48 - 20 minute firework shows 

40:30 - Lion dance that have LED lights 

41:20 - Stop visiting your GF/BF’s house 

42:25 - Rent a boyfriend

47:00 - Non chinese food tastes better during CNY

48:00 - Why does lemon sounds weird in cantonese 

52:35 - Outro

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