Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?

As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.

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CHAPTERS

00:22 - Our MOST special guest

01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA

02:55 - The Hustling Barometer

06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore

08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing

10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping

12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties

15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money

19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT.

20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades

21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot

23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport

25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings

25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK

27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy

28:45 - Forming the dream hustle

32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life

34:10 - Levelling up in side quests

37:00 - Shaping the main quest

46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare

48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot

48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines

51:20 - Worst splurges

53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig

55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard

58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop

01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep

On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40.

Follow Hirzi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/hirziofficialFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan

CHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story

What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set?

We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for.

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CHAPTERS

00:20 - Like This, Like Dad

02:10 - Fighting for your attention 

05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media 

09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular 

11:00 - The Morning Guy 

15:16 - Choose your validation

15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud” 

17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend 

19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy 

22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast

26:00 - Putting numbers to heart 

27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges 

31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict

35:30 - Making IG pins our personality 

38:20 - Dead dad competitions

38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience

41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities 

44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism 

46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers

49:00 - The irk of religious influencers 

52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention 

55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten 

57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked 

1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling

1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming

1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole 

Whoop whoop — it’s a sibling episode! What was it really like growing up with the MingSibs? We’re breaking it all down (and probably oversharing way too much).

Who got pummelled the most? Why isn’t Ming Li in TheMingThing? And the question everyone’s been dying to ask — are Ming Han and Ming Yue actually related, or just banking off the same name?

It’s chaos, childhood beef, and trauma bonding — you might wanna sit down for this.

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CHAPTERS

01:30- Starting super dark so contrast 

02:20 - Meet the SibMings

03:20 - Would we be friends if we weren’t siblings

07:00 - Evicting vibes with pregnancy scares

10:00 - The family groupchat 

11:20 - Pommeling smackdowns and farting in faces

16:10 - Getting raised as social experiments 

21:00 - Recording the minute we shat 

24:30 - Getting whooped in a shopping mall

25:40 - Being left on the side of the road 

27:00 - Oldest, Middle, Youngest child syndrome 

30:15 - Denouncing culture by 15

33:57 - Surviving a sharp cantonese family

39:00 - A favourite child debate?

43:30 - Being an unambitious overachiever 

46:00 - Fun facts about each other

49:00 - Why isn’t Mingli in TheMingThing?

50:55 - Dealing with “famous” brothers 

53:43 - Assimilating our sister into guyhood 

56:23 - Being an influencer from birth

1:00:30 - Tomorrow is the last day on earth 

Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable

CHAPTERS

04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter

12:50 - The Anywhere 3s

14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees

29:50 - What standup comics stand on

22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans

27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype

31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls

31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S

34:30 - The Parker Pen

36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack

41:25 - The end game coffee maker

44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine

45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe

47:00 - End Game Items

48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag

52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom

56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys

1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad

1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop

This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?

It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS

00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm

01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich

03:00 - Meet Hampu!!

04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable

09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end?

12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES

14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster

18:18 - Do you miss being single?

20:00 - Single people are try-hards

23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends

27:40 - Building a roster for each other

28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist

30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love

33:00 - We’re making a green flags show

36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks

37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker

38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends

39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS

40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?

41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office

44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush

45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back

48:50 - Dating for marriage

53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings

56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone

57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!

This week, we’re calling out everyone still holding on to their highschool glory days.

Did we peak too early? Would we actually go back? Or are we just bitter because we were the weird ones in school? From shadowing the popular kids to the curse of being hot too young — we’re airing it all out. If any of this feels a little too real… you might wanna sit down for this.

In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road?

Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe.

Chapters

00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years

03:25 - Why Penang people hate us

05:00 - Sai does standup????

06:12 - Which state is superior?

08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles

12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ

17:30 - Penang has name power

27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City??

29:00 - Sai’s KL Story

31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch

32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome

38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer

39:52 - Sabah do what one?

46:20 - The Superior BM Accent

50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang?

53:00 - Penang Princess???

55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal

58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times

1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage

1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state!

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This episode, Rizal, Kavin, and Prakash join us on the couch to prove just how out of touch we’ve become. From bedrotting to buying flowers at Pasar Seni, to why Gen Alpha takes 0.5x selfies and drafts each other’s breakup texts—we’re struggling to keep up. Also, the comedians spill the tea on their upcoming shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!

Follow Rizal on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rizalvangeyzel/Follow Kavin on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kavinjay/Follow Prakash on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/prakashdanielcomedy/Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS00:16 - The 3 Pillars of The Community 04:00 - Should interns haggle for payment?06:00 - Having Alpha Kids06:40 - Applying To Chinese School 12:37 - Things Young People Do That We Don’t Get16:47 - Taking 0.5x Pictures19:40 - Drafting breakup texts in the groupchat21:40 - Kavin doesn’t know Google Docs22:10 - Hanging gundams on your bags 25:20 - Celebrating 10 Dayseversaries29:24 - Buying Pasar Seni Flowers32:25 - Bedrotting & Brainrotting 37:10 - The Coachella of Comedy 41:27 - The WHAT Show???43:00 - How Rizal Went To Jail 44:40 - Unsolicited Advice from Kavin Jay45:40 - Lobster Boy Prakash 46:30 - Whitewashing Our Jokes50:20 - Local Comedians Going international 51:56 - Creative ways to pass flyers 55:00 - The comedy show on steroids

We’re officially letting go of our hater pasts and entering our healing era! In this episode, we’re getting out of the city, touching some grass, and figuring out what berhealing actually means.

From our go-to ways to unwind to the things that (barely) keep us sane, we’re diving deep into how we rest, recover, and recharge.

Special thanks to MameeChef, Norreen, and Ceddy for joining us on what’s basically our mini mukbang.

#MameeChef #KenikmatanSebenar #SetiapMeenitBerhealing

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CHAPTERS

00:18 - WE ARE SAT

03:40 - Berhealing and touching grass

05:34 - Norreen is taking stunt classes??

10:40 - Staying present for our pets

16:40 - Minghan’s Live Cooking Demo

17:25 - We’re kinda sick of holidays

19:50 - Mukbang intermission

23:00 - People who heal from travels are liars

24:20 - Healing is to be an old man

27:30 - Healing is playing Marvel Rivals

36:10 - Healing is lowkey road raging

39:15 - Rendang Narrations

44:30 - Missing mamak sessions as adults

52:00 - Fixing burnout through friendship

56:25 - Finding our community

58:10 - Focusing on yourself!!!

01:01:40 - Outro!