In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road?

Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe.

Chapters

00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years

03:25 - Why Penang people hate us

05:00 - Sai does standup????

06:12 - Which state is superior?

08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles

12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ

17:30 - Penang has name power

27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City??

29:00 - Sai’s KL Story

31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch

32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome

38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer

39:52 - Sabah do what one?

46:20 - The Superior BM Accent

50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang?

53:00 - Penang Princess???

55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal

58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times

1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage

1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state!

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This episode, Rizal, Kavin, and Prakash join us on the couch to prove just how out of touch we’ve become. From bedrotting to buying flowers at Pasar Seni, to why Gen Alpha takes 0.5x selfies and drafts each other’s breakup texts—we’re struggling to keep up. Also, the comedians spill the tea on their upcoming shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!

Follow Rizal on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rizalvangeyzel/Follow Kavin on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kavinjay/Follow Prakash on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/prakashdanielcomedy/Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS00:16 - The 3 Pillars of The Community 04:00 - Should interns haggle for payment?06:00 - Having Alpha Kids06:40 - Applying To Chinese School 12:37 - Things Young People Do That We Don’t Get16:47 - Taking 0.5x Pictures19:40 - Drafting breakup texts in the groupchat21:40 - Kavin doesn’t know Google Docs22:10 - Hanging gundams on your bags 25:20 - Celebrating 10 Dayseversaries29:24 - Buying Pasar Seni Flowers32:25 - Bedrotting & Brainrotting 37:10 - The Coachella of Comedy 41:27 - The WHAT Show???43:00 - How Rizal Went To Jail 44:40 - Unsolicited Advice from Kavin Jay45:40 - Lobster Boy Prakash 46:30 - Whitewashing Our Jokes50:20 - Local Comedians Going international 51:56 - Creative ways to pass flyers 55:00 - The comedy show on steroids

We’re officially letting go of our hater pasts and entering our healing era! In this episode, we’re getting out of the city, touching some grass, and figuring out what berhealing actually means.

From our go-to ways to unwind to the things that (barely) keep us sane, we’re diving deep into how we rest, recover, and recharge.

Special thanks to MameeChef, Norreen, and Ceddy for joining us on what’s basically our mini mukbang.

#MameeChef #KenikmatanSebenar #SetiapMeenitBerhealing

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CHAPTERS

00:18 - WE ARE SAT

03:40 - Berhealing and touching grass

05:34 - Norreen is taking stunt classes??

10:40 - Staying present for our pets

16:40 - Minghan’s Live Cooking Demo

17:25 - We’re kinda sick of holidays

19:50 - Mukbang intermission

23:00 - People who heal from travels are liars

24:20 - Healing is to be an old man

27:30 - Healing is playing Marvel Rivals

36:10 - Healing is lowkey road raging

39:15 - Rendang Narrations

44:30 - Missing mamak sessions as adults

52:00 - Fixing burnout through friendship

56:25 - Finding our community

58:10 - Focusing on yourself!!!

01:01:40 - Outro!

What’s one embarrassing moment you’ll never live down?

In this episode, we’re digging up our most humiliating, sleep-ruining moments—the kind that still make us cringe years later. Brace yourself for secondhand embarrassment so intense, you’ll HAVE TO stay seated for this one.

Is it bad to change yourself for your partner? Settle in cause we’re getting deep in this one. This episode, we’re diving into what it means to be “open”, finding yourself while dating, and whether how our romantic relationships have shaped us for the better... or worse.

Chapters00:21 - Sorry about our lemongs01:10 - Introducing new friends!06:15 - What it means to be “Open”11:38 - Testing the waters or being serious?20:00 - The mansplaining issue 23:00 - Dating to “find yourself” 28:00 - Are Casual Relationships Beneficial?30:30 - Our Non-negotiable33:30 - Changing for a relationship 40:45 - Relationship regrets54:35 - Is it okay to ghost? 56:50 - Making your partner your personality 01:03:00 - Our Ideal Types 1:11:28 - Why we DON’T recommend our friends

This episode, we’re joined by our freshly debuted movie star Hindra!We dive into what’s really on a guy’s mind in his 30s—feeling forever old, debunking expectations, and revealing our guilty pleasure buys that keep the midlife crisis at bay.Catch Simple Manusan in cinemas from 20 February!CHAPTERS:00:00 - Intro00:30 - MOVIE STAR Hindra is back!02:00 - About Simple Manusan 03:30 - Impress Hindra for tickets06:00 - I don’t know about me I’m 3308:10 - Minghan has been an uncle his whole life 10:49 - The litmus test of becoming 3010:44 - Hindra has been 30 since 2118:00 - Reaching NET ZERO in your 20s19:35 - When your knees start shaking before your hips 20:30 - Things to do before you turn 3024:30 - Travelling in your 30s 25:37 - Maybe single people are dirty27:45 - Assumptions for your 30s 32:25 - You should settle down by now 36:45 - Why are you taking money you don’t have 38:30 - Matching our inner freaks41:34 - Trust guys who paint Gundams 43:40 - Guy guilty pleasures48:30 - Purchases that anger our wives 51:30 - Buying a magnesium alloy mouse 54:00 - Buying street cred 57:35 - Shopee King Graeme 1:02:35 - Would you have stayed single?1:04:30 - Hindra got slapped 8 times 1:07:00 - OutroFollow Hindra on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/mamajammapuma/

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Happy Chinese New Year! In this episode, we're getting rowdy with Jenhan to expose our most controversial opinions for the new year - from setting an age limit to angpaos, to renting a girlfriend for reunion dinners. You might wanna sit down for this hot take debate.

00:00 - Intro

00:20 - Explaining the wardrobe malfunction 

04:00 - Being bananas 

04:45 - CNY special menus are overhyped?

11:47 - CNY ’25 is too close to Christmas 

12:30 - Jenhan’s Beef with translations

15:09 - Festive short films are cancelled

15:23 - S-Tier to ASS Tier CNY Influencer MVs

27:40 - Unmarried people don’t deserve angpaos 

32:40 - You actually care about relatives or just want money 

34:20 - Traveling to avoid relatives 

36:46 - Lion dances at home is flexing 

38:48 - 20 minute firework shows 

40:30 - Lion dance that have LED lights 

41:20 - Stop visiting your GF/BF’s house 

42:25 - Rent a boyfriend

47:00 - Non chinese food tastes better during CNY

48:00 - Why does lemon sounds weird in cantonese 

52:35 - Outro

Happy 2025! Now let’s walk down our road of regrets. We definitely went a bit off the rails with this one, but hey, what’s a new year without airing out some personal beef?

Started by a group of graphic designers and marketers in 2020, just jokes: has built a name for itself as one of the most prominent pop-up comedy clubs in Malaysia! Their founders, Mahyar, Toni and Zul sat with us today to share how they birthed just jokes and their goal to make comedy accessible for all!

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0:40 Say hello to just jokes!

3:52 just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival

5:28 How they birthed just jokes:

7:40 Some just jokes: lore for your enjoyment

11:12 Reflecting on just jokes:' growth

15:13 Making comedy accessible for all

19:05 Fave places to perform at

20:22 Mahyar is a KL hater [confirmed]

20:55 When just jokes: became legit.com

24:00 Creating space for people to try comedy

26:58 Ego in standup comedy

29:00 The former Queen attended just jokes:?

!31:51 More about the festival

32:50 Nightmare show experiences

37:22 Flirting with aunty gone wrong

43:20 Future of comedy in Malaysia

45:40 Even more details about the festival

We recently came back from a family trip in Japan and we wanted to share some of our travel tips and lessons we learnt along the way! Family trips abroad with young kids and the elderly can be tricky so here's everything you need to know before you plan your trip!

Let us know if you enjoyed this segment and want more!

0:00 Intro

01:52 How the Japan trip came about

04:27 Quick summary of today's topic

05:36 Planning the trip

10:44 Family trip VS. Solo travelling

12:44 Travel declaration form hack

14:56 E-sim tip

16:07 Always check the weather

17:50 How we pack (differently)

20:46 Pre-purchase your train tickets/admission passes

23:29 Public transport card (Suica) tip

24:58 PSA: Taxis in Japan are expensive

26:03 Our experience flying with kids

31:17 Which airport to land at

32:46 Do THIS if you're taking a night flight

34:31 Chartering an airport van is a game changer

37:08 Train hacks: Schedules, routes and platforms

42:05 Where to buy diapers and milk

42:45 Picking our accommodation

44:30 Ask your Airbnb host for a discount!

46:50 Travel cots for kids

48:03 Planning a family-friendly itinerary

48:35 Kid-friendly restaurants

49:03 Make restaurant reservations!

50:29 Grocery store food is ichiban

54:40 Kid-friendly food

56:32 Activities to do with kids

1:00:06 Scent that clears sinuses

1:01:15 Why Tokyo is better for solo travelling

1:03:48 What souvenirs to buy in Japan

1:06:08 Cash VS. Credit card

1:08:34 How to know if the shop is gonna be expensive

1:08:57 Can you drink their tap water?

1:10:16 Managing the kids' nap time

1:11:18 Packing and buying basic necessities

1:14:01 Enjoy kid discounts and privileges