Health scares. We all think they won’t happen to us… until they do.

This week, we’re opening up about the most unhinged (and terrifying) things we’ve gone through with our health. From losing organs overseas to ignoring symptoms until it was almost too late.

In partnership with @fwd.malaysia, we’re talking about how it really feels to deal with sudden health scares, critical illness, and the price you pay - physically and financially - when you keep saying “I’ll deal with it later.”

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This episode might make you call your doctor… and your insurance agent. You might wanna sit down for this.

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CHAPTERS01:16 - New Familiar Faces 01:10 - The sickest lineup thus far02:20 - Do sick people like being pitied?!04:50 - Worst things we’ve done to fake sick 07:40 - Microdosing food poisoning 09:20 - THE MAN FLU. 10:24 - Is your doctor fear irrational?10:50 - “You have psoriasis because you’re depressed”12:50 - Self medicating till you’re choking 15:00 - I can fix myself vs SEE A DOCTOR15:30 - How Caleb lost a gallbladder in Korea 18:40 - Heartburn located under the ribs 21:00 - Getting your organs trafficked 23:10 - “You wait another day you would’ve gone blind”30:15 - Having the insurance against cats31:00 - Getting diagnosed with MS (Multiple Sclerosis)33:00 - Washing machine your plasmas 34:00 - “I’ve only seen this in literature” 35:00 - Getting discharged straight into the ICU38:15 - Symptoms so you don’t brush things off40:00 - Waiting 3 months for treatment43:50 - If it lasts 36 hours, GO SEE DOCTOR. 46:11 - The Price of Waiting One Week (RM28K)47:00 - Spending a few RM100K on hospitalisation 48:30 - When you get baby insurance too late50:20 - Is insurance a scam?52:30 - Treating cancer without insurance 56:20 - Pseudosymptoms 58:00 - Self diagnosing Stage 1 Arthritis 01:00:00 - Can we sue???01:00:50 - Don’t choose work over your health!!!01:02:38 - Crisis level acute high blood pressure

Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week.

We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance.

Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one.

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CHAPTERS

01:00 - It’s Afgan!

02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng??

03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?!

05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi 

07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing?

08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour?

14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous? 

17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet 

23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose 

23:20 - Being Retrospektif  

26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album 

29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time  

33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet

34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you

41:00 - Being the HTS final boss

42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys

47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!!

51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK 

52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau

55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp

58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif 

1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!

Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic? 

This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams.

So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this.

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CHAPTERS

04:00 - Is there life outside the earth?

06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians

10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties

11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s?

15:00 - Birds are government spies.

17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis

19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster 

21:00 - The moon landing was faked?

24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens

26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders

28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies

31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power??

33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order

35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe

36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels

41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory

42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb?

44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this…

47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends

49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?

Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes… someone did break into a hotel room.

From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under.

Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this.

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CHAPTERS

00:16 - Australian Weather Report

00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind

04:00 - We know punk rock.

05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE

09:00 - The tour is over…

10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room.

15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat?

23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board

23:42 - Australians love salad RAW.

30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing

32:00 - The friend that complains about walking

36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip

41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes

49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown

48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip?

01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH.

01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where

This week, we’re chasing that UK dream — and giving our friend Loro a crash course on studying and surviving life abroad before he flies off for his uni exchange.

From culture shocks and homesickness to Malaysian student clubs, finding community, picking up random side quests, and even meeting your favourite YouTubers — we’re unpacking what it really feels like to be a Malaysian student in the UK.

You might wanna sit down for this deep dive into the student life, identity shifts, and everything in between.

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CHAPTERS

01:30 - Loro is ascending to higher heights 

04:00 - Hunting British YouTubers like Adele

08:55 - The Land of Christmas 

12:10 - The Loughborough Lore 

14:00 - Hay fever at the YouTube Academy 

16:58 - Lancaster the football player  

19:52 - Stealing Loro’s passport

20:40 - Staying sad and touching grass 

22:00 - FOMO while stuck in Malaysia  

26:17 - Banana in the Chinese Christian Club 

27:45 - Yee Sang the Non-Chinese indicator

28:44 - Top 50 Sidequests in the UK 

30:40 - CNY reunion dinner with PB&J

33:00 - Seasoning in the UK

34:00 - Dinning with Romanian models

39:18 - Graeme’s Greatest ReGraets

43:00 - Transporting through universes

45:45 - Being forced to look in the mirror 

49:07 - Getting adopted by random old couples

50:20 - Fear of meeting new people

51:10 - Loro’s Guide to Surviving UK

52:28 - Housemate nightmares

54:00 - Jamie Oliver’s Special Chicken 

55:14 - A Winter’s Day is Night

57:35 - Getting stuffed with Greggs 

Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.

In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?

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CHAPTERS

00:40 - This room got elephants 

01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz 

03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??

05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!

08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved

13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault 

16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people

18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files

19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll?

21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties 

23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear.

24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi 

25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s 

28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky 

30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough 

32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked. 

33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason

36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears

37:20 - The sinkhole fear

38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy 

41:30 - Fear of escalators

42:50 - Fear of pregnant women 

45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes

46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs

47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown 

48:40 - Food with too much texture  

51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour 

56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety 

Another life update, but make it deranged. Between health scares, multiple weddings, accidental fatherhood, and bank accounts running on fumes, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast __CHAPTERS00:21 - Where are our patriotic bangers 01:10 - Getting each other stuffed 02:30 - Graeme is living in humble brag 05:15 - Does Jenhan actually hate Graeme?05:55 - Inserting things into eyeballs07:00 - Snuggling open chinese arms 08:50 - SG food redemption tour 11:45 - Getting married to the stage 13:40 - Getting married thrice! 18:50 - Gaining a Daddy20:10 - Does my dog have down-syndrome? 24:20 - 8.8 Bazonka Magnitude Blood Pressure31:45 - WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN (again)! 37:00 - How to drink your bank account43:30 - Crying in the comedy club47:00 - ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY.48:00 - Allegedly octopi are building cities 51:15 - Allegedly AI is bypassing their creators52:22 - Allegedly pigeons can export jpegs 52:20 - Allegedly Mingyue is touring Australia54:46 - Allegedly badminton kills 57:00 - Not allegedly, we love you.

Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?

As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.

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CHAPTERS

00:22 - Our MOST special guest

01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA

02:55 - The Hustling Barometer

06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore

08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing

10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping

12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties

15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money

19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT.

20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades

21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot

23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport

25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings

25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK

27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy

28:45 - Forming the dream hustle

32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life

34:10 - Levelling up in side quests

37:00 - Shaping the main quest

46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare

48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot

48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines

51:20 - Worst splurges

53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig

55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard

58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop

01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep

On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40.

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CHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story

What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set?

We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for.

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CHAPTERS

00:20 - Like This, Like Dad

02:10 - Fighting for your attention 

05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media 

09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular 

11:00 - The Morning Guy 

15:16 - Choose your validation

15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud” 

17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend 

19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy 

22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast

26:00 - Putting numbers to heart 

27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges 

31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict

35:30 - Making IG pins our personality 

38:20 - Dead dad competitions

38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience

41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities 

44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism 

46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers

49:00 - The irk of religious influencers 

52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention 

55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten 

57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked 

1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling

1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming

1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole