Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.

In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?

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CHAPTERS

00:40 - This room got elephants 

01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz 

03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??

05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!

08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved

13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault 

16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people

18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files

19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll?

21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties 

23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear.

24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi 

25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s 

28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky 

30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough 

32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked. 

33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason

36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears

37:20 - The sinkhole fear

38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy 

41:30 - Fear of escalators

42:50 - Fear of pregnant women 

45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes

46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs

47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown 

48:40 - Food with too much texture  

51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour 

56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety 

Another life update, but make it deranged. Between health scares, multiple weddings, accidental fatherhood, and bank accounts running on fumes, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast __CHAPTERS00:21 - Where are our patriotic bangers 01:10 - Getting each other stuffed 02:30 - Graeme is living in humble brag 05:15 - Does Jenhan actually hate Graeme?05:55 - Inserting things into eyeballs07:00 - Snuggling open chinese arms 08:50 - SG food redemption tour 11:45 - Getting married to the stage 13:40 - Getting married thrice! 18:50 - Gaining a Daddy20:10 - Does my dog have down-syndrome? 24:20 - 8.8 Bazonka Magnitude Blood Pressure31:45 - WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN (again)! 37:00 - How to drink your bank account43:30 - Crying in the comedy club47:00 - ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY.48:00 - Allegedly octopi are building cities 51:15 - Allegedly AI is bypassing their creators52:22 - Allegedly pigeons can export jpegs 52:20 - Allegedly Mingyue is touring Australia54:46 - Allegedly badminton kills 57:00 - Not allegedly, we love you.

Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?

As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.

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CHAPTERS

00:22 - Our MOST special guest

01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA

02:55 - The Hustling Barometer

06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore

08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing

10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping

12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties

15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money

19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT.

20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades

21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot

23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport

25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings

25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK

27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy

28:45 - Forming the dream hustle

32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life

34:10 - Levelling up in side quests

37:00 - Shaping the main quest

46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare

48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot

48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines

51:20 - Worst splurges

53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig

55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard

58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop

01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep

On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40.

Follow Hirzi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/hirziofficialFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan

CHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story

What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set?

We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for.

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CHAPTERS

00:20 - Like This, Like Dad

02:10 - Fighting for your attention 

05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media 

09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular 

11:00 - The Morning Guy 

15:16 - Choose your validation

15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud” 

17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend 

19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy 

22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast

26:00 - Putting numbers to heart 

27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges 

31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict

35:30 - Making IG pins our personality 

38:20 - Dead dad competitions

38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience

41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities 

44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism 

46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers

49:00 - The irk of religious influencers 

52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention 

55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten 

57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked 

1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling

1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming

1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole 

Whoop whoop — it’s a sibling episode! What was it really like growing up with the MingSibs? We’re breaking it all down (and probably oversharing way too much).

Who got pummelled the most? Why isn’t Ming Li in TheMingThing? And the question everyone’s been dying to ask — are Ming Han and Ming Yue actually related, or just banking off the same name?

It’s chaos, childhood beef, and trauma bonding — you might wanna sit down for this.

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CHAPTERS

01:30- Starting super dark so contrast 

02:20 - Meet the SibMings

03:20 - Would we be friends if we weren’t siblings

07:00 - Evicting vibes with pregnancy scares

10:00 - The family groupchat 

11:20 - Pommeling smackdowns and farting in faces

16:10 - Getting raised as social experiments 

21:00 - Recording the minute we shat 

24:30 - Getting whooped in a shopping mall

25:40 - Being left on the side of the road 

27:00 - Oldest, Middle, Youngest child syndrome 

30:15 - Denouncing culture by 15

33:57 - Surviving a sharp cantonese family

39:00 - A favourite child debate?

43:30 - Being an unambitious overachiever 

46:00 - Fun facts about each other

49:00 - Why isn’t Mingli in TheMingThing?

50:55 - Dealing with “famous” brothers 

53:43 - Assimilating our sister into guyhood 

56:23 - Being an influencer from birth

1:00:30 - Tomorrow is the last day on earth 

Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable

CHAPTERS

04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter

12:50 - The Anywhere 3s

14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees

29:50 - What standup comics stand on

22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans

27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype

31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls

31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S

34:30 - The Parker Pen

36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack

41:25 - The end game coffee maker

44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine

45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe

47:00 - End Game Items

48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag

52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom

56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys

1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad

1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop

This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?

It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS

00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm

01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich

03:00 - Meet Hampu!!

04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable

09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end?

12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES

14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster

18:18 - Do you miss being single?

20:00 - Single people are try-hards

23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends

27:40 - Building a roster for each other

28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist

30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love

33:00 - We’re making a green flags show

36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks

37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker

38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends

39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS

40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?

41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office

44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush

45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back

48:50 - Dating for marriage

53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings

56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone

57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!

This week, we’re calling out everyone still holding on to their highschool glory days.

Did we peak too early? Would we actually go back? Or are we just bitter because we were the weird ones in school? From shadowing the popular kids to the curse of being hot too young — we’re airing it all out. If any of this feels a little too real… you might wanna sit down for this.

In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road?

Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe.

Chapters

00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years

03:25 - Why Penang people hate us

05:00 - Sai does standup????

06:12 - Which state is superior?

08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles

12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ

17:30 - Penang has name power

27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City??

29:00 - Sai’s KL Story

31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch

32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome

38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer

39:52 - Sabah do what one?

46:20 - The Superior BM Accent

50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang?

53:00 - Penang Princess???

55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal

58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times

1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage

1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state!

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