By The Takeaway Table
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1:49 The reason why HIRZI is in all caps
2:35 Why our tickets are priced that way
3:46 3A is a Malaysian thing
4:33 Announcing our BIG CROSSOVER show!
7:00 The big label debate
7:52 What constitutes a "comedian" or "stand up comedian"
9:16 Jenhan has beef with people who call themselves authors10:15 HIRZI cried when he turned 35
11:13 Jenhan went through a mid-age awakening as well
11:47 How HIRZI encouraged Ming Yue's standup career
13:21 Ming Yue wanted people to take him seriously
13:54 Jenhan's attempt at being serious
16:24 How the BIG CROSSOVER came about
17:57 HIRZI's approach to standup
21:50 HIRZI didn't earn money from this show?!
25:52 What it's like working with each other
28:53 Why we were scared to ask Jenhan
31:35 HIRZI loves Ming Han
32:38 Ming Han's journey in standup
34:09 The standup community is more supporting than Youtube's?
35:34 Ming Han mandatory mention of his psychology background
36:29 Jenhan's struggle with debate
37:05 HIRZI loves Jenhan
38:50 Deciding which topics to debate about
43:10 Our different working styles
45:01 If you're deciding whether to get tickets...
47:12 How standups can go international
50:45 DEBATE: Malaysians are happier than Singaporeans
51:44 DEBATE: Singapore is too utopian, it's dystopian
53:05 What do Malaysians love about Singaporeans?
58:00 DEBATE: Having a whitewashed Singaporean partner vs mat rempit partner
1:01:50 Ming Yue's insane Singaporean fling
1:08:49 GET TICKETS NOW
For Malaysia’s birthday, we take a trip down memory lane to share our most memorable moments from school—covering everything from the kind of students we were, to the snacks we loved, the fights we witnessed, and the unforgettable core memories that made our experience quintessentially Malaysian.
00:00 - Intro
00:28 - Happy Birthday Malaysia
01:40 - Koreans love east malaysia
02:10 - Minghan doesn’t eat peepee taugeh
02:58 - KK to Labuan bridge when finish
04:00 - Uniquely Malaysia school stories
05:07 - Graeme’s expensive school
07:58 - Going to SJK(MOMMA)
10:38 - Mingyue dropped out at STD5
11:55 - Schools always have weird class names
13:25 - Being a lower chinese
14:20 - Going to chinese school without speaking
16:45 - Unpacking our teacher trauma
18:00 - Applying leave in Chinese Independent Schools
19:20 - Making deals with the Ketua Kelas
20:45 - Graeme isn’t scared of guns
22:54 - Minghan was his generation’s Wong Fei Hung
25:35 - There’s no one to fight in homeschool
26:10 - Trendsetting Princess Dinosaurs
28:57 - Sof was banned from saving money
30:55 - Mingyue peaked in highschool
34:40 - Hunting bears, moose, and bullies
39:00 - Best canteen food
40:55 - 20 cent allowances
46:18 - Mom always packs the same shit
49:00 - 2 story canteen, 7 story school
51:40 - Wantan Hor monopoly
53:35 - The 4 types of eggs
55:00 - This toilet doesn’t smell like pee?
57:45 - Gamebooks and conning money
59:33 - Playing Counter-Strike in class
1:03:45 - Joining a cult for steamboat
1:06:50 - All chinese boys think they can play basketball
1:07:30 - Getting mugged at school
1:08:40 - Is it period or strawberry jam
1:12:55 - Tell us your core memories
0:00 Spooky Stories
43:52 Young - LIVE
45:18 Get to know RESORT!
As the saying goes, “real eyes, realize real lies” but half the guys here have bad vision so that explains a lot. Today we have Prakash Daniel, Brian Tan and Keren Bala Devan who are the hosts of Kopishop Konversations, a comedy panel show. We unearthed lies we’ve been told by our parents, lies we tell ourselves and discovered a lot about why we’re like this today.
0:00 Intro
3:50 What's Kopishop Konversations
7:00 Brian's furchild's origin story
8:40 8 mins in we still haven't start on the topic
9:30 How we disappointed Keren
12:10 Prakash's Youtube past
12:55 Lies our parents used to tell us
13:25 If you're naughty dogs will chase you
15:18 Ants are good for your eyesight
17:25 Understanding Chinese herbal shops
20:45 If Keren opens a kedai ubat cina
21:49 Therapists please analyze Keren's generational trauma
23:11 How Keren is gonna break the cycle
24:43 Popo said lightning will strike you
26:45 Therapists please analyze Keren pt. 2
27:45 "On the way" is the biggest lie
28:45 Ming Han has to lie to his kids
30:08 Don't whistle at night
30:33 Mings' dad is a man of principle
31:28 Mings' dad's legendary best hit
33:26 Ming Han's ecosystem of truth
35:08 How Ming Han stops his kid from eating chocolate
36:46 Kids should always be in fear
38:44 Prakash's encounter with WWF
39:43 Donations are a scam?!
44:35 Brian's desire for a 6 pack
45:51 Prakash's fishnet chronicals
46:38 Why do men always keep boxes?
49:32 Keren's car is a recycling centre?!
51:03 Therapists please analyze Keren pt. 3
51:35 Heartbreaks are real, man
53:40 Therapists please analyze Brian
54:25 Brian <3 Keren
57:24 Check out Kopishop Konversations
Catch him live on Aug 2nd and 3rd at EX8, Subang! Purchase tickets here https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/dr-jason-leong-waylt-kl
0:00 Intro
1:18 Why Jason is on our show
2:40 Jason's love-hate relationship with Ronny Chieng
5:42 Jason's doctor to stand up comedian pipeline
6:30 Pay Malaysian doctors better!
8:15 Why Jason made the decision to do stand up full time
9:10 Behind "Why Are You Like This
"10:00 The REAL reason behind his comedy show title
11:00 Jason's love-hate relationship with Ming Yue
14:30 Perth has worse drivers than Malaysia?
16:57 Of course we gotta mention Singaporeans for a bit
18:24 Singapore has the best comedy scene in SEA now
21:10 Jason is Singapore's mascot
22:10 How Jason bumped into this huge Hollywood comedian
23:09 Comedians are always polishing their work
25:00 How Jason influenced Ming Yue as a stand up comedian
27:18 Jason vs Gen-Z/Alpha slang
39:11 We're too old for this shit
40:24 How Jason makes his material accessible to all
41:40 Why Jason uprooted his family to Australia
44:11 Millennials trying to understand "all fax, no printer"
45:47 Ming Yue reminds Jason of when he first started out46:14 Someone stop these millennials
47:17 Roasting comes from a place of love
51:16 The unseen hustle of stand up comedy
54:00 Go catch Jason's show!
We're back from our super eventful trip to Singapore! It was the Takeaway team's first work-group trip abroad and we had such memorable time...for many reasons. Check out this episode where we shared highs like shooting Sip and Spill, exposing each other's pooping habits. good food we had and lows like Ming Yue's villain origin story and an unfortunate experience on our last day.
0:00 Intro
2:00 Why we went to Singapore
2:30 Driving > Flying
5:10 Experiencing Inside Thoughts
7:16 Ming Han exposing Graeme as a roommate
9:05 Graeme sings in the toilet to cover his pooping
10:43 Graeme exposing Ming Han as a roommate
13:55 The silent fart debate
14:41 We got invited to a radio station in Singapore?!
17:15 Ming Yue's villain origin story
18:30 Spending RM1200+ on breakfast
20:30 Shooting Sip and Spill in Singapore
23:20 Hirzi's birthday show changed lives
25:15 This cafe was a HDB flat
27:07 Ming Yue's fever brain during his standup show
30:40 A teaser of what we shot in Singapore
31:37 Best noodles we had
33:40 Jeremy was lowkey stalking us
34:06 Our Grab uncle was a grassroots leader
37:52 An unfortunate experience
49:46 A wholesome ending
Everyone is travelling again and we’re back with another episode where we dished about our travel adventures and nightmares! From the land of sausages to the craziest Airbnb experience and to buying peach flavoured soy sauce, it’s never a normal trip with us.
If you've ever wondered what goes inside the heads of average Malaysian guys, this is the episode you wanna tune into! Find out who has bubble time and who goes through an existential crisis in the shower. Hinda (local stand-up comedian) joins us on this episode as well!
Follow Hindra on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/mamajammapuma/?hl=en
0:00 Intro
0:34 We don't watch podcasts lmao
0:58 Say hello to Hindra!
3:37 Hindra roasting Caleb's sock+sandal combo
4:33 Ming Yue is Ming Han's little brother
5:06 Finally introducing today's topic
5:40 Caleb doesn't know how to use a towel
6:39 Hindra is the only one here who knows Chinese
8:40 Ming Han's Chinese identity REVOKED
9:00 How long is everyone's average shower time?
9:48 Caleb likes to play in the shower. Yup.
11:50 Caleb is either no thoughts or thinks about the world's economy
12:46 Caleb's longest shower time
14:00 Hindra's take on showers
14:20 Hindra has bad knees after pooping
15:02 Caleb has to crawl after pooping. Pls help this man.
16:50 What Hindra thinks about in the shower
17:38 Ghosts in the shower?!
19:20 Guys vs Girls: Difference in shower time
20:00 Ming Han's ingenius shower product
21:25 Ming Yue shower thoughts go from dread to depression
22:30 Ming Yue's stand-up syndrome during shower time
23:31 Ming Han's shower time is functional
24:12 Double cleanse your scalp
26:00 Using phones in the toilet
27:12 Shower time vs toilet bowl time
29:05 How Ming Han unwinds in the shower
30:14 What's your shower order?
31:24 Don't let water hit your head first
32:18 They shower 40+ degrees water wth
33:14 Beefing with bathtubs
36:04 You need to have THIS in your bathrooms
36:59 Caleb's butt predicament
38:38 Ming Yue's hotel bath story that almost cooked him
41:10 Good ol baldi shower
43:20 How do you wash your butt with a cedok?
44:44 Ladies let us know if your shower thoughts are similar
45:00 Closing thoughts + follow Hindra!
The oldest child, the middle child, the youngest child, and the only child. You’re going to fall into at least one of these categories, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This.
Join Mingyue, Desmond, Sophira and Vivian as they get real deep, AND real heated about the age old debate of the birth order theory.
Don’t ask so much, sit down first.
00:00 Introduction
01:13 Topic: Birth-order Theory
02:52 Difference in punishment systems: Oldest, Middle, Youngest and Only child
11:23 Is the oldest child BOSSY?
17:42 Middle child syndrome: real or not?
30:19 Holding grudges and managing emotions
33:04 Youngest child is SPOILED AF?
40:50 Only child grows up POV
45:46 Korea trip gone wrong
57:07 Closing
The podcast currently has 208 episodes available.