In this week’s ramble, we’re keeping it light and fun! We kick things off by pitting Cancer vs. Leo in an Olympic-style showdown—who’s taking home the gold in a zodiac soccer match? Then Mimí shares a hilarious story about a disgruntled thrifter, and we ask the real question: is Mimí the asshole? Plus, we break down which zodiac signs are most likely to cut the line (looking at you, Aries), and dive into the biggest pet peeves of the signs—from cracking knuckles to chewing loudly and even showing up late. Grab a snack and join us for some laughs!