Join your shadowy, saucy schmucks of the APDC plus special guest Alpha Magnus as they review S1 Ep13, “Dark Designs,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!!!

SHOUT OUTS – 24:30

COCKTAIL – 25:30

REVIEW – 36:30

REAL WORLD – 1:15:50

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:33:50

RATE THE SCHEME – 1:35:45

ICONIC MOMENT – 1:40:10