Welcome to the Vineyard. Here, 2,000 Indian Runner Ducks walk the fields, picking bugs off of the grapes to help us make our wine, while Geese oversee security. When our birds have completed a life of work, they can retire to Ipharadesi Island to live out their last days in comfort and peace.

It's a hard life. But a job is a job.

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