This week we learn how to crash into the same wall over and over, how to passively/aggressively settle your differences with other drivers, and that you should never, ever leave your phone unlocked around Ricciardo.

SHOW NOTES

• Japan Highlights: Qual, Race, Radio

The salty pre-Japan driver briefing

RIC steals HAM's phone

Sky and Williams Mario Kart it up in Tokyo

A Giant Bomb fan at the track (thanks @Sticholas!)

A kid with a 3DS during qualifying (thanks @mitchelldise!)

A Supercars driver using a squeegee during the Bathurst 1000 (thanks @Nat_Crouch!)

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