How well is JD coping with 75 million of his fellow citizens making a steaming, festering, rancid pile of swine feces and jellyfish guts the president because they're still terrified of brown people and queers, among many other things? Let's all find out together how much a part of him would love to see every one of them fed like cattle to Art the Clown!

(Michelle was not available to co-sign this, and I don't speak for her, but I bet she doesn't ask me to take it down.)