How many times could you walk the same short stretch of corridor, searching with increasing stress for any even minor difference from the last time around, before you went absolutely duck tits? Let's all find out together!

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What's the worst possible way to find out that just because a pumpkin is technically a fruit doesn't mean it belongs in a fruit salad? Let's all find out together!

A movie neither of us really enjoyed still led Jenna and me to a pretty lengthy discussion about how shitty the world is for women and how it's entirely the fault of men - and that's just the truth, whether you want to accept it or not.

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Will JD and Jenna both realize this movie is even better than they thought it was at first while they are talking about it? Let's all find out together! (Spoiler alert, they do!)

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Will a bunch of teenagers taking up shelter in their high school during the zombie apocalypse act any differently or survive any better than any other group of people anywhere in the zombie apocalypse? Let's all find out together!

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If an Aztec death whistle is blown in the forest, but nobody is there to hear it, how the hell did it get blown in the first place? Let's all find out together!

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Why do you think they changed the name of this film - originally titled Witte Wieven, which is a Dutch mythology thing but literally translates to "white women" - when this came to the States? Let's all find out together!

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Will special guest host Jenna be able to successfully fill Michelle's shoes while tolerating JD with the same level of grace and patience as Michelle? Also, how did we feel about Dolly? Let's all find out together!

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Did Night Patrol live up to Michelle's hopes for more delightful Justin Long horror films? Was JD able to stay level about CM Punk? And how the heck did Over Your Dead Body get in there? Let's all find out together!

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