Here's part two of a long-ass Sponsors All Sponsors-- the Best of Uncle Marlin's Haircuts & Handshakes! Whither Crud, master of disguise, tattoo-faced hipster barber, smellmaker, and Northeast Murfreesboro's most famous Jackie Broyles cosplayer, post-Jackiecon? Explore the nature of existence, self, and identity in this new Crud-studded Jackie-faced Murfreesboro.

Plus: Dunlap goes to Church Accountant School and plots a long-simmering, life-changing heist.

Come back soon for parts three and four-- the Jackie Strangler, unexpected deaths of longtime friends, Nashville Lawyers, and Mayor Jackie.

From Episodes 197-199 & 201-202, August-September 2016.

"The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy of Seth Timbs

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."