We started the saga of Crud and Uncle Spiffy Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes when Donald Trump was 14 years old, and it ends with him, at 107, America's least-expected president and oldest racist. ALSO! Jackie loses his store.  There is death and destruction.  Mob justice.  Nut bonnets.  Hot chicken. Nashville lawyers. Ghost Hurt Bird as a Man.  The secret behind the Jackie Strangler.  The final fate of beloved characters. And Mayor Jackie.

Clips from Episodes 207-209, October-November 2016

From Ep. 207: Podcasting from an allegedly soundproof bunker underneath Nashville Lawyers' Market in Murfreesobor, Tennessee, Jackie-dressed Dunlap and Dunlap-dressed Jackie.  Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Nashville Lawyers' Market.

From Ep. 208: Why is Jackie running for mayor? Who's dead in Murfreesboro now?  And are there really just two episodes left after this one? We're not sure, probably! We're not good at making plans.  Sponsors: Nashville Lawyers' Market and Jim Beavers Formerly of Comcast Cable.

From Ep. 209: Mayor Jackie.  Sponsors: The Law Offices of Nashville Lawyers Hot Chicken and Ghost Hurt Bird As A Man

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! 

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."