We're back on our bullshit. After two beautiful weeks off, we've got more UFC events to preview. The good news is, of all the fights on next week's card, only one of them is Overeem vs Rozenstruik.

• Does Alistair Overeem have the composure to take down a kickboxer with no wrestling ability? The answer may surprise you
• Marina Rodriguez wrecked Tecia Torres in her last fight; now how about a scrappier version of the same opponent
• Cody Stamann may lack Song Yadong's transcendent talent, but he does have a pretty solid wrestling game so... this is a great matchup.
• After years of waiting, Jose Aldo is finally changing weight classes! We can't wait to see the greatest featherweight of all time at ligh--wait