Heavy Hands

Keep things I disagree with out of sports. 

Talking more shit about Bo Nickal and glazing Jim Miller on our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

To all those pitying Michael Chandler: NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/to-all-those-pitying-michael-chandler?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true 

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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile of them bones.

Heavy Henka returns soon! Join Connor and Miguel Class in appreciating the beauty of fat bodies, and also the sport of sumo: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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A solid card in which everyone except Brandon Moreno came out looking slightly worse.

Magomed Ankalaev accidentally had a fun fight and Shara Bullet delivered a stunning contender for Worst KO of the Year. Our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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A little crunchier than Volkanovski, but tasty nonetheless.

Magomed Ankalaev accidentally had a fun fight and Shara Bullet delivered a stunning contender for Worst KO of the Year. Our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Ilia Topuria has a lot to prove if he wants to find his place in the greatest championship lineage in MMA history.

Talking mad shit about Magomed Ankalaev in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Wait... was this thing not plugged in?

Big is beautiful in the latest episode of our sumo show, Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Breaking down Daniel Dubois' shocking win over Anthony Joshua: https://facepunching.substack.com/

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It turns out chess matches don't have to suck. Nobody tell Joe Rogan.

Big is beautiful in the latest episode of our sumo show, Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Breaking down Daniel Dubois' shocking win over Anthony Joshua: https://facepunching.substack.com/

Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Alex Pereira?

Breaking down Sean Brady vs Gilbert Burns and more on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Yes, pivots work in MMA. Don't believe me? Free reading on the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/yes-pivots-work-in-mma

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Daniel Dubois defeated Anthony Joshua in a shocking upset, but what does that matter when the UFC is going to France!

Breaking down Sean Brady vs Gilbert Burns and more on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

Yes, pivots work in MMA. Don't believe me? Free reading on the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/yes-pivots-work-in-mma

Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u

What could be better than two of the dullest, most one-sided title fights in recent memory? How about two dull, one-sided title fights... with LIGHTS!

Breaking down Sean Brady vs Gilbert Burns and more on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

Yes, pivots work in MMA. Don't believe me? Free reading on the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/yes-pivots-work-in-mma 

Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u