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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 00:42 Holloway vs McGregor 2 34:47 Pimblett vs BSD 40:50 Sandhagen vs Bautista 50:25 Royval vs Kavanagh

What happens when the coke money runs out? You're looking at it, buddy.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:46 Holloway vs McGregor 2 39:20 Pimblett vs Saint Denis 55:36 Sandhagen vs Bautista

Rafael Fiziev! Robert Whittaker! Your grandparents! All your old faves are back and better than ever!

Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that and more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:20 Fiziev vs Torres 17:26 Sharabullet vs Pereira 28:10 Almabayev vs Johnson 40:38 Whittaker vs Krylov 59:20 Steveson vs Ellison

Kyoji has been dealt with; Omerta is satisfied.

Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that & more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:28 Kape vs Horiguchi 21:30 Fiziev vs Torres 45:10 Rodrigues vs Amil 50:17 Cutelaba vs Stirling 1:01:14 Fili vs Oliveira

Justin Gaethje fought such a brilliant fight, it makes you wonder what the hell he's been playing at all this time.

Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that & more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 8:52 Topuria vs Gaethje 34:37 Pereira vs Gane 47:13 O'Malley vs Zahabi

A gay UFC card? And on a Sunday, no less!

Discussing Hokit vs Lewis, Ruffy vs Chandler (lol), Nickal vs Daukas, and last week's bizarro Apex event in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 7:02 Topuria vs Gaethje 29:03 Pereira vs Gane 52:41 O'Malley vs Zahabi

The UFC Apex is and has always been the home of quality matchmaking.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:33 Muhammad vs Bonfim 25:43 Allen vs Shahbazyan 35:01 Ziam vs Nolan 45:59 Song vs Figueiredo 57:13 Zhang vs Menifield 58:59 Pavlovich vs Teixeira 1:05:09 Rei Tsuruya & Cody Haddon

Unfortunately, it turns out that boxing is also fake.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:23 Usyk vs Verhoeven 32:20 Pavlovich vs Teixeira 50:43 Lopes vs Garcia and FREEDOM

First we rap about Rousey-Carano and the state of MMA, then we appreciate the comforting feeling of an Arnold Allen fight, and then we quietly forget that Song Yadong vs Deiveson Figueiredo is not happening until next week.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:54 Rousey vs Carano & MVP 21:57 Holloway vs McGregor 2 33:02 Allen vs Costa 47:34 Choi vs Santos 55:01 Song vs Figueiredo 1:04:27 Wellmaker vs Diaz

Joshua Van is on track to become one of the greatest fighters of all time BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SEAN STRICKLAND RUINED ANOTHER CAREER.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:29 Strickland vs Chimaev 29:20 Van vs Taira 53:01 Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta 1:00:58 Brady vs Buckley 1:05:38 King Bobby and Jim Miller 1:11:15 Amosov vs Alvarez