Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:43 Van vs Pantoja 2 32:17 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 40:55 Pitbull vs Choi 50:54 Sharaf vs Steveson 1:04:51 Despaigne vs Tuivasa 1:15:10 Vera vs Jourdain

Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2 34:26 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 46:02 Pitbull vs Choi 58:49 Vera vs Jourdain

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker 18:46 Silva vs Delgado 33:15 Fiorot vs Grasso 42:11 Wood vs Andrusca 55:52 Lima vs Charriere 1:02:42 Cortes-Acosta vs Blaydes

Saladin in France? What is this, my alternate history novel?

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You'd think a guy who played with the likes of Art Blakey, Roy Hargrove, and John Scofield would have better footwork.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:05 Nurmagomedov vs Song 19:44 Hernandez vs Rodrigues 34:56 Dolidze vs de Ridder 41:39 Judice vs Chaves 46:21 Dyer vs Reed 50:40 Emmers vs Douglas 55:21 Padilla vs Haqparast

Look out Amanda Nunes! There's a new women's bantamweight GOAT in town.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro

This may be the most one-fight card of all time.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:59 Gamrot vs Salkilld 27:16 Medic vs Rodriguez 34:29 Stirling vs Blachowicz 46:22 Nurmagomedov vs Colgan 53:41 Ferreira vs Quarantillo and then a bunch of nonsense, I don't know

Just how much does Dana White hate Serbia?

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:08 Ankalaev vs Guskov 17:09 Temirov vs Erceg 18:06 Zaynukov vs Rzepecki 33:09 Kuniev vs Fortune 42:53 Walker vs Peterson 46:08 Bonfim vs Sola 47:03 Patterson vs Ponzinibbio 51:34 Medic vs Rodriguez 1:01:14 Blachowicz vs Stirling

The "UFC" returns to Abu Dhabi with a "card" set to "thrill" the "fans."

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:22 Du Plessis vs Usman 23:43 Ankalaev vs Guskov 37:21 Duncan vs Cannonier 43:14 McMillen vs Montes 51:55 Delgado vs Bashi 55:49 Kuniev vs Fortune

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 00:42 Holloway vs McGregor 2 34:47 Pimblett vs BSD 40:50 Sandhagen vs Bautista 50:25 Royval vs Kavanagh