Heavy Hands

I was going to put Merab in there as Blanca but I ran out of time.

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You can only murder so many old men before the bosses ask you to murder one of the other guys who murders old men. But that's just the way of the world.

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Who's in the mood for pumpkin pie?

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:02 Silva vs Wang 23:59 Talbott vs Figueiredo 35:29 Ribovics vs Green 42:45 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos 47:01 Soldic vs Williams 55:31 Kopylov vs Gautier 1:01:06 Rodriguez vs Coria 1:06:43 MISTER PINAS

While the cat's away, the mice will fight for a vacant title atop a pretty unremarkable card.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:56 Silva vs Cong 28:41 Figueiredo vs Talbott 45:16 Green vs Ribovics 46:30 Soldic vs Williams 50:30 Coria vs Rodriguez 58:23 Pinas vs Pulyaev 1:03:04 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos

Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:43 Van vs Pantoja 2 32:17 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 40:55 Pitbull vs Choi 50:54 Sharaf vs Steveson 1:04:51 Despaigne vs Tuivasa 1:15:10 Vera vs Jourdain

Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2 34:26 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 46:02 Pitbull vs Choi 58:49 Vera vs Jourdain

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker 18:46 Silva vs Delgado 33:15 Fiorot vs Grasso 42:11 Wood vs Andrusca 55:52 Lima vs Charriere 1:02:42 Cortes-Acosta vs Blaydes

Saladin in France? What is this, my alternate history novel?

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You'd think a guy who played with the likes of Art Blakey, Roy Hargrove, and John Scofield would have better footwork.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:05 Nurmagomedov vs Song 19:44 Hernandez vs Rodrigues 34:56 Dolidze vs de Ridder 41:39 Judice vs Chaves 46:21 Dyer vs Reed 50:40 Emmers vs Douglas 55:21 Padilla vs Haqparast

Look out Amanda Nunes! There's a new women's bantamweight GOAT in town.

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CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro