Alex Pereira beat Magomed Ankalaev at his own game (fighting with as little effort as possible).

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq

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Magomed Ankalaev has been frustrating us for nearly a decade. But does he have what it takes to frustrate Alex Pereira?

In our latest bonus episode, Phil explains Grappler Baki. I thought it was a comic about fighting, but it turns out it's more about watersports: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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We're not angry, we're just disappointed.

In our latest bonus episode, Phil explains Grappler Baki. I thought it was a comic about fighting, but it turns out it's more about watersports: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Will Song Yadong turn a corner against an aging Henry Cejudo? Will Anthony Hernandez become just another victim of Brendan Allen's anti-grappler mojo? Will I come up with a third rhetorical question to wrap up this description?

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Thank goodness we got to see it a second time.

More like SharabullSHIT Magomedov, right? For more jokes like this, please listen to our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Dricus Du Plessis returns to run back the only boring fight he's ever had. HYPE.

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The ant thing is crazy but I'm still stuck on how perfectly smooth they made Anthony Pettis. No human being is that glossy.

BIG THINGS HAPPENING in the world of sumo! A wild tournament, a three-way playoff, and a new yokozuna! All of that in the latest episode of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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What with Merab Dvalishvili's internal combustion engine and Islam Makhachev's positronic brain, it looks like curtains for humanity.

January has been one hell of a chaotic month for sumo. Miguel Class returns to break down the action in the latest episode of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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My dead body don't burn it, don't bury it just leave it in the field and with it, fill the belly of some hungry dog

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Shit man, I'm not even going to apologize for how late this is. This shit took forever. I'm going to go to sleep now.

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