In this case, the nerd is the cool guy chain smoking at the bar.

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Now come the days of the king. May they be blessed.

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Miguel Class steps to help break down the UFC's shocking decision to put on some decent fights.

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This Steve Erceg kid is really going places. The bottom of the Marianas Trench, for example.

A closer look at Steve Erceg's struggles coming soon to the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com

It was a soul-crushing month of sumo for those of us who like a man with a little body hair. Miguel Class returns to talk about it on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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A few words about the passing of George Foreman, and then we talk about an Englishman getting mugged by the Brady Bunch.

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq

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Just one more title shot, sir? It's not so much to ask.

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq

Sumo is back! The first of two episodes of Heavy Henka up now on the Heavy Hands Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Alex Pereira beat Magomed Ankalaev at his own game (fighting with as little effort as possible). 

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq 

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Magomed Ankalaev has been frustrating us for nearly a decade. But does he have what it takes to frustrate Alex Pereira?

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We're not angry, we're just disappointed.

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Will Song Yadong turn a corner against an aging Henry Cejudo? Will Anthony Hernandez become just another victim of Brendan Allen's anti-grappler mojo? Will I come up with a third rhetorical question to wrap up this description?

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