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On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really?

We’re talking:

Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years

Frog butt cheeks

Marvel movie hot takes

Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL?

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0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness

1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar

1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes

2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤

3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?!

5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles

9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️

14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos

16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs

18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions

20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime

22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read

23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄

26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers

28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen

30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water

34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎

36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag

40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read

42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5

44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now?

48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?!

50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked

52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines

54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes

55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment

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