The UFC is back after a three-week hiatus, and so is Conor McGregor, though his own break was both longer and significantly more full of sexual assault allegations. MMA, folks! Our topics this week:

• McGregor's gonna knock Cerrone out in round one--but what if HE DOESN'T?!
• Does Claudia Gadelha have the physicality to stop Alexa Grasso overwhelming her down the stretch?
• Carlos Diego Ferreira's long-overdue opportunity to break out
• Drew Dober makes for a great foil, but does he actually have a shot at beating Nasrat Haqparast?