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Good morning!Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat.Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST... more
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 354 episodes available.
February 08, 2026Ep236 - I’ll Give Ya 20 BucksHi! Kayla woke up with an un-experienced hollowness, babies should always be born angry, and we don’t know where to go from here (the mind meld conundrum.) Hi! I mean: bye!...more6minPlay
February 05, 2026Ep235 - Most Polite DogFri-g’day! We can definitely harmonise, Kayla didn’t do a tree pun on purpose, and cravat is owl behaviour (need this even be said?!) Fri-bye!...more6minPlay
February 04, 2026Ep234 - Oliver and Kayz Recreate TwilightHeyooooo! Do you know the power of speech? How does Oliver wake? And does Kayla know Janis Joplin? Byeooooo!...more6minPlay
February 03, 2026Ep233 - Oliver Has Never CriedYep! Oliver’s cool haiku ideas, Oliver’s in a music rut but doesn’t know how to fix it, and you won’t believe what Kayz is obsessed with. (This is mostly an Oliver themed episode btw.) Nup!...more7minPlay
February 02, 2026Ep232 - Riding Humpback Whales… hi! Jordan punched a lily, a perfect use for Christmas Kingdom during the rest of the year, and Poseidon was the OG horse girl. … bye!...more6minPlay
February 01, 2026Ep231 - DistractedNewweeknewweeknewweek!!! This one might be a loud one because of Bella, the famous idiom: “two stones, one bird”, and no one wants to have a pasta dinner with Kayla. EVER. Stillnewweekstillnewweekstillnewweek!!! PS. for no apparent reason we’re pretty loose this week. You’re welcome?...more6minPlay
January 29, 2026Ep230 - Lava BirdCiao! Oliver’s a Fact Man, a junior corn, and we already find words hard enough without the same word meaning the opposite thing! Seriously! C’mon!! Who’s in charge of this nonsense?! Ciao!...more8minPlay
January 28, 2026Ep229 - Because of MathsHellogoodmorninghiWhy do we do maths? Why is Oliver so obsessed with Kayz this week? Why potato, why?!And the sound of a tiny ambulance running into a bean bag.Goodbyegoodmorningbye...more7minPlay
January 27, 2026Ep228 - Deep Sea SultanasHippopotamus! We try to imagine what it would be like if our parents' giraffe-d us, we love and want to hold little ringy tailys, and what Kayla is. Byeppopotamus!...more6minPlay
January 26, 2026Ep227 - Not Just A SlideHi everyone! A group of Coco Pines are talking about Kayla, the pranks uncle, and solidarity with the people who are at work and don’t want to be at work. Bye everyone!...more6minPlay
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 354 episodes available.