Welcome in!

A mum filming the sand, Oliver will do spankings as a consequence, and it’s like soft rain on your witchy day.

Welcome out!

References:

Cheaper Buy Miles

Oi you!

Absinthe is/is not utterly confusing, Oliver has a really cool and totally brand-new idea, and it’s time to bring out The Bolo.

Oi oi you!

References:

Cruise Ships

Bolo Ties

Bald

Hi!

You know when you get an email? Would you like a podcast with a 30-year-old baby? Did you want to have curly hair from eating carrots?

Bi!

References:

Baby

Good new week!

We are each other's inner voices, did, the people deserve to know how to find random articles on Wikipedia, Kayla is ONLY here for TWO things, and Oliver didn’t know so he ruined it.

Bye lads!

References:

Da Moon

Artemis II

Good day m’lord!

Kayla has an announcement (and Oliver ruins Kayla’s childhood memories), Kayla is breaking lots of stuff that would be better if it, frankly, weren’t broken, and we’re starting a conspiracy podcast.

Good day m’liege!

JALAPENO POPPIN’!!!

We do Jalapeno Poppin’ and that’s ‘nuff said, Oliver is rude, and Oliver will think about how orthopedic he’s been.

JALAPENO POPPIIIIINNNN’!!!

Bonsoy!

Kayla would never be on the block but would be on something else, Kayz’ devil sticks might be at Stu’s work, and a Home Alone surprise. Is this the end???

Full milk!

References:

Devil Sticks

Rola Bola Tricks

Hello hi!

Oliver only wants to do one normal activity with Kayla, everyone is in an orb (and redefine what reality is), and rhubarb in the style of Andy’s toys.

Goodbye bye!

HI!

Kayla is back(!!!) and we both did things, Bella just wants to be tucked in (and is busy in her sleep), and the truth about Kevin Bacon is finally revealed.

BYE!

Wow. He keeps on doing this thing doesn’t he? It wasn’t ever really in the shallow end but this is definitely in the deep end… of nothing. Bring back ellipses!