Howdy!

Oliver gets a sense of hope, Kayla learns about better bánh mì, and Bella would eat a bag of blueberries.

Byendy!

References:

Two Men Cafe 

Nhu Lan 

Where Chefs Eat in Footscray

He-he-he-hello!

Oliver annoys Kayla, the initial discussion of The Grape Spectrum, and welcome to ClocksWorx!

B-b-b-bye!

References:

The Grape Spectrum

Hullo!

Eidann isn’t careful with Oliver’s heart, Oliver’s got a new energy now, and dangerous vegetables.

Bullo!

HAPPY 300!!!

We are filming! This one is filmed with a real iMax 4D Cinema Camera™, we make it simple: who we are and WHY we are, we answer all your questions (frequently asked and other,) this kind of turns into Oliver interviewing Kayla, and how many times have mums been mentioned (spoiler: more than a hundy-fift.)

HAPPY 300!!!

P.S. Thanks for listening and hangin’ with us. We enjoy this a lot and hope you do too :)

hey.

We are proud of us, all the uses for a spatula, and Kayla nearly fell asleep standing up (but instead slept like a sweet little baby.)

bye.

References:

Sleep

IT’S HOT HOT HOT!!!

Kayla has been to Dingley Village Adventure Golf as a child, the Poem Police (definitely not Oliver) are on Kayla’s criminal poem trail, and it fell from the head to the pen to the page - OliverStyle!

EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE HOTHOTHOT!!!

References:

Dingle Village Adventure Golf 

Bee

Why, hello!

Kayla is such a good actor, nothing better than yeeting a lamb after a kayaking sesh, and what does the ‘Tommy’ in Tommy’s Margarita stand for?

Why, bugger off!

References:

Acronym 

Tommy's Margs 

Denmark

Hihihihi!

Oliver has crocs but they’re off-brand (and his work shoes are barely standers), Arch Jockitch - the tennis player, and Kayla would like to own an otterman for their intersectional feminism couch.

Bibibibibi!

WASSUP?!

These haikus are gonna change some lives, when Oliver’s lefty ooooh boy we’re all in trouble, and Kayla’s mum pretended to trot like a horse through a Big 4 caravan park.

BYESUP?!

Hullo!

Every message should have a bit of gump, actually this is some good advice actually: you should do your taxes (but boy oh boy is it a pain in the tax man), and the stuff that Kayla as a character does.

Bullo!