Hey hey!

We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.

Good! Bye!

Final Friday… of the week!!!

Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.

First Friday… of the week!!!

HELLO.

We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)

GOODBYE.

Feel good!

Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon!

Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)

Good day!

Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?

I said good day!

Hey ho!

Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.

Bye ho!

Wayyyyyyyo!!!

Oliver knows why he’s a cute guy, we chat the different types of stick we’re into (and thus become new men), and a full re-cap and rundown of the full saga of the Shrimp Chancellor thus far.

Byeooooo!!!

Check this out!

Kayla has seen PLENTY of worms, Oliver is not allowed to be mysterious, and we decisively figure out what Kayla is getting tattooed on their knees.

Check YOU out!

Hallo!

Sometimes words go from sound to profound, Kayla is on Cloud 27 when the book is in the bag, and why is the shrimp chancellor bonko?

Ballo (bye)!

Bonjour!

“Kayla, think of a clever thing,” prawn works the muscles in an unlikeable way, and the jury of Kayla’s smartness.

EXTRA: great dog sounds in this courtesy of Bella

Bye-njour!