Heyooo!

Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all.

Byeooo!

Hi elves!

Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.)

Bye elves!

References:

Fruit Science

Welcome!

We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something bad.

Unwelcome!

References:

Jacket Potato

Bravo!

The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off.

Byevo!

Hullo!

Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes.

Bye again!

References:

Toe Stretches

Whatsoever is up, my dudes?

Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet.

Goodbyesoever, my dudes!

References:

Manila Folder

Righto!

All the things we think about each other right at the start, cockroaches did the Pentagon attack (the other on, not the one you’re thinking of), and Oliver did a whole month of pod while Kayla slept.

Go along now!

References:

White House Cockroaches

Why, hello!

A cool fact about the harpsichord, what Tom and Jer did with steam out the ears, and when did you first discover the humble arancini ball?

Why, bye!

References:

Harpsichord 

Sinuses 

Arancini

Welcome!

Yes, we’re recording on all devices, the only reason we have eyebrows, and Kayla is scared to touch some pears.

Anti-welcome!

Hullo!

When we clap hardly it is harder because of the calluses on our hands, arafourer, five, six, seven, eight, and we invent the Dadlympics.

Bye now!

References:

King.Phy.Cl.O.Pha.G.S. - Taxonomy mnemonic 

Kingdom of Hearts 

King Lear