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Good morning!Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat.Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST... more
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 401 episodes available.
June 22, 2026Ep332 - Vom KidsMorning! Some things from which we simply cannot escape, never sit at the front of a boat, and we try to figure out what al dente means without looking it up (we think it’s probably a spectrum.) Still morning! References: Archipelago...more7minPlay
June 21, 2026Ep331 - The Whiff of a TreeHeyo! The weekend felt like many years, we figure out the difference between a glimpse and a glance, and Kayz is chopping down a tree just to smell it. What a monster. Bye cutie pie!...more7minPlay
June 18, 2026Ep330 - With Special Guest: Winnie the PoohFinal week day! The man who is Winnie the Pooh, we don’t know if the thing works until it WERKS, gurl, and Kayla doesn’t understand Oliver’s new way of remembering how to spell stuff. Day! Week! Final! ...more8minPlay
June 17, 2026Ep329 - Lava Lamps are JealousHola! We’re so hot, train drivers are like the Manila Report, and Kayla needs help sinking. Adios!...more7minPlay
June 16, 2026Ep328 - Newspaper PersonHear ye, hear ye! We have never bought a newspaper, we figure out what lids and walls are, and we do a bad thing with our microphones and it sounds really bad and we won’t do it again. Hear bye, hear bye!...more6minPlay
June 15, 2026Ep327 - The Gru in the TowerYes? Forgetting about the money when it comes to robes, how the minions deal with HR complaints, and Oliver is so glad Kayz doesn’t have a penny. No! References:LOTR Despicable Me Dogs ...more7minPlay
June 14, 2026Ep326 - Tickle the OrangeWell hello! The main thing we want to do is tickle the orange, Kayla invents a cool new word in the name of gentile curiosity, and dogs are right, dogs get it, dogs know it (and they’re toooooo cute!) Well bye!...more8minPlay
June 11, 2026Ep325 - What is That Song?FRIDAY BABYYY!!! Oh. That song. Kayla in any sort of public space. Give a child a stick of dynamite and see what happens. And let’s bring back ye olde landline. FRIDAYYYYYY!!!...more8minPlay
June 11, 2026Ep324 - Help Mum with the ShoppingHi! A classic song from the wartimes, Kayla doesn’t know why Oliver is offering to be so helpful, and is a gloved hand a cooked hand? No. Obviously not. … BYE! (jump-scare style hehe) P.S. Sorry about the late upload! Oliver tripped and fell down an elevator shaft! Not really but kinda metaphorically…...more6minPlay
June 09, 2026Ep323 - Could You Kick Yourself in the Head?What is up? Head Kicking With Adriene, the nightmares of living in an apartment complex, and Kayla’s first email. Let’s get down!...more7minPlay
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 401 episodes available.