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Good morning!Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat.Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST... more
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 401 episodes available.
July 06, 2026Ep342 - Clap AdamsTuesday! Oliver finds out he only needs to clap, there’s not much worse than a bad mandi, and you never see two guys touching one ball (because it’s not love.) TUESday!...more8minPlay
July 05, 2026Ep341 - Blizzard: Bear-LizardMorning! It’s too chilly for our frilled-necked friends, we work out how Emily Blunt would roll down a hill, and what’s that one that plays on the boombox at the end of The Breakfast Club? GOOD morning!...more8minPlay
July 02, 2026Ep340 - Science’s Point of ViewHello! We want to know what the bum is, Kayz doesn’t want the touch OR feel of hair OR clothes, and there are so many opposing ideas we could be doing like waiting for a dishwasher repairman. Goodbye! References:The Bottom Maritime Law...more7minPlay
July 01, 2026Ep339 - The Essence of a BallWoohoo! The positions we would play in footed ball, people just like to have fun… so make up islands that aren’t there, and we REALLY try to figure out the purpose of a ball. Boohoo! References:Wilson (from Castaway) Falling Null Island ...more7minPlay
June 30, 2026Ep338 - The Common Heath LedgerW-w-w-wednesday! We talk about a small bunny with a hard eye that you can’t see that only we can, the reason we watch FIFA (it’s definitely not what you’d expect), and we’re re-inventing Victoria’s state flower*. Bye! *SA flower is Sturt’s Desert PEA References:Australia's Floral Emblems...more7minPlay
June 29, 2026Ep337 - To Merge or To Murd?Hiya! We don’t know what fontanelles are*, you really have to re-define for the third star, and how hard is a lil wave on the road? Biya! *We know what fontanelles are now, don’t worry References:Fontanelle...more6minPlay
June 28, 2026Ep336 - You’re That David ByrneNew Monday! You won’t believe what % more creative Kayla has become, all the things ya just gotta do when you do a 9 to 5 (and grate some cheese on that thang), and all our problems with ‘one size fits all’. End of new Monday!...more8minPlay
June 25, 2026Ep335 - Impromptu ParcelsHappy Friday! The last time you had a good lasagna, Kayla perfectly guesses Oliver’s favourite pasta type, and an important message for the Protein BoizTM. Does anyone read these descriptions? I wonder. Well. Hope you had a good read! HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!!!!! References:Oliver's Favourite Pasta ...more8minPlay
June 24, 2026Ep334 - Mola MolaHihihi! The ins and outs of word associationing, Jordan is so wise and blows Kayla’s mind, and not even a street urchin shoulder be stressed by work. Byebyebye! References:Mola MolaCross-country skiing...more7minPlay
June 23, 2026Ep333 - This Has Ruined EverythingPull up a pew! Oliver’s wearing a Shein show shirt, Kayla has pretty awful listening comprehension if we’re going to be honest, and no one knows why Alfred offered a free lift. Push off that pew!!!...more7minPlay
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 401 episodes available.