Hihihihi!

Oliver has crocs but they’re off-brand (and his work shoes are barely standers), Arch Jockitch - the tennis player, and Kayla would like to own an otterman for their intersectional feminism couch.

Bibibibibi!

WASSUP?!

These haikus are gonna change some lives, when Oliver’s lefty ooooh boy we’re all in trouble, and Kayla’s mum pretended to trot like a horse through a Big 4 caravan park.

BYESUP?!

Hullo!

Every message should have a bit of gump, actually this is some good advice actually: you should do your taxes (but boy oh boy is it a pain in the tax man), and the stuff that Kayla as a character does.

Bullo!

Have a good walk!

You won’t believe what Bella and Jordan are going to do, the first brown is coffee…, and every single use for a coconut.

Have a GOOD walk!

References:

Sausage

Coconuts

Well hello!

The commute of the headphones should be short, we are thinking of different types of bars (maybe we should have a little tipple), and we have a first fight and it’s about saving dominoes.

Welp. Bye!

Omghello!

If you wanna work, then you’re a snake, Oliver never sees what happens when he rings the doorbell, and Oliver doesn’t want to drink Kayla’s dirty martini.

Omgbyebye!

Top of the day, end of the week!

The vibe of someone who’s been skunked, the thing you do with exercise balls where you, like, sprint at each other and go flying ‘n’ stuff, and we come up with a really bad alternate universe all to do with the name of computers.

End of the day, start of the week(end)!

Tweet tweet!

Oh. I hear it now. The piss and poo carpet is laid down. Kayla is profiled again. There is a design flaw in bread.

Tweet twoot!

*hello in elephant*

Oliver was just going to say the same thing again, Kayla has a very tactile butt (and we chat farts), and Oliver is a happy accident.

*ciao in elephant*

What up?!

Water is good, find a balustrade (it has to be a balustrade,) and we think we’re one for the buttons.

Bye up?!?!