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Good morning!Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat.Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST... more
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 354 episodes available.
May 31, 2026Ep316 - Stay in SoapBoo! Apparently there’s more than one verse, an entirely normal misunderstanding about bicep use, and the annoyance of soapy in the showery. AHHH!!! References:Some Nights ...more8minPlay
May 28, 2026Ep315 - Look At What We’ve BecomeGood day, m’liege! Kayla would not want to climb up The Rock, Oliver makes a terribly embarrassing mistake, and a dark part of Kayla’s past. Good goodbye, my guy!...more7minPlay
May 27, 2026Ep314 - We Will FINALLY KissHUP!!! We will NEVER do a hostile cold open, Kayz didn’t know it was break YOUR MUM’s back, and Oliver’s haiku is NOT a cry for help. NUP!!!...more7minPlay
May 26, 2026Ep313 - A Cow YonderHeyooo! Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all. Byeooo!...more8minPlay
May 25, 2026Ep312 - Come on, Fruit Scientists!Hi elves! Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.) Bye elves! References:Fruit Science ...more7minPlay
May 24, 2026Ep311 - My Relationship with Jacket PotatoesWelcome! We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something bad. Unwelcome! References:Jacket Potato ...more8minPlay
May 21, 2026Ep310 - The Drama GuyBravo! The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off. Byevo!...more8minPlay
May 20, 2026Ep309 - Sixteen Teeth at the BackHullo! Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes. Bye again! References:Toe Stretches ...more8minPlay
May 19, 2026Ep308- Manila ReportWhatsoever is up, my dudes? Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet. Goodbyesoever, my dudes! References:Manila Folder...more8minPlay
May 18, 2026Ep307 - Don’t Twist My NozzleRighto! All the things we think about each other right at the start, cockroaches did the Pentagon attack (the other on, not the one you’re thinking of), and Oliver did a whole month of pod while Kayla slept. Go along now! References:White House Cockroaches ...more8minPlay
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 354 episodes available.