Ciao!

Oliver’s a Fact Man, a junior corn, and we already find words hard enough without the same word meaning the opposite thing! Seriously! C’mon!! Who’s in charge of this nonsense?!

Ciao!

Hellogoodmorninghi

Why do we do maths? Why is Oliver so obsessed with Kayz this week? Why potato, why?!

And the sound of a tiny ambulance running into a bean bag.

Goodbyegoodmorningbye

Hippopotamus!

We try to imagine what it would be like if our parents' giraffe-d us, we love and want to hold little ringy tailys, and what Kayla is.

Byeppopotamus!

Hi everyone!

A group of Coco Pines are talking about Kayla, the pranks uncle, and solidarity with the people who are at work and don’t want to be at work.

Bye everyone!

Well hi, good morning!

Don’t get Kayla started on barstools, one special mushroom, and Kayla is a dog (in a good way.)

Well bye, good day!

Friyay!

You won’t BELIEVE how Harry dies in the books, the shortest amount of time for a holiday, and if Oliver had four more legs he would be an insect.

Friyayyyyy!!!

Let’s git!

We establish our drag king names, Oliver thinks Kayla could be a public grunter, and we don’t know what kind of drama 24 is.

Git gud!

Midweek Blues (Clues)!

You could play, play, play, the boring teachings of Joseph Plank, and ADHD Sid was a really creative kid.

Midweek bye!

Hullo!

Down the wrong tube, the stink is deeper than you know, and imagine a pig sprinting through the rain.

Bye-bye!

HNY!

The Flash is kinda creepy, pre-oiled and befurred cats, and (of course) Horse Jesus.

We actually love you quite a decent amount!