Heyo!

We are a fantastic hold music machine, a great drag queen name (with a ‘tude of piss on the whisk), and the way that Steven Bradbury looked.

Byeo!

C’mon down!

Kayla has different hours in the day, Kayla is a human rat terrier, and a book recommendation.

Get on up!

Goooooood morning!

All signs lead to werewolf, types of serving (and specifically the type that you don’t want), and Tripping Goblin.

Also thanks to whoever sent us an Easter card. That was a lie! Yay!!!

Goooooood!

Hip hip!

Welcome to Team Company, Kayz helps Oliver go on a euphoric journey, and all the movies that the pug from Men In Black is in.

Hooray!

Hi!

Kayla woke up with an un-experienced hollowness, babies should always be born angry, and we don’t know where to go from here (the mind meld conundrum.)

Hi! I mean: bye!

Fri-g’day!

We can definitely harmonise, Kayla didn’t do a tree pun on purpose, and cravat is owl behaviour (need this even be said?!)

Fri-bye!

Heyooooo!

Do you know the power of speech? How does Oliver wake? And does Kayla know Janis Joplin?

Byeooooo!

Yep!

Oliver’s cool haiku ideas, Oliver’s in a music rut but doesn’t know how to fix it, and you won’t believe what Kayz is obsessed with. (This is mostly an Oliver themed episode btw.)

Nup!

… hi!

Jordan punched a lily, a perfect use for Christmas Kingdom during the rest of the year, and Poseidon was the OG horse girl.

… bye!

Newweeknewweeknewweek!!!

This one might be a loud one because of Bella, the famous idiom: “two stones, one bird”, and no one wants to have a pasta dinner with Kayla. EVER.

Stillnewweekstillnewweekstillnewweek!!!

PS. for no apparent reason we’re pretty loose this week. You’re welcome?