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Good morning!Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat.Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST... more
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 268 episodes available.
March 12, 2026Ep260 - Peater RabbitHooray Friday! We got the bird and caught it in the corner, shrimp chancellor sounds so much better than prawn chancellor, and Oliver is peat thick not rain thick. Have a perfect day! Never change!!!...more8minPlay
March 11, 2026Ep259 - Touching GasHeyoooo! Is gas touching us or are we touching gas? How much bit will you become if you lay on a bear? Do we have all the answers or none of the answers? Hmm? Byeoooo!...more7minPlay
March 10, 2026Ep258 - How Arm Defoyin’ GrovityAH! Normal start to an episode (completely normal), Kayla is simply a mere conduit (and doesn’t like it clean), and it’s time for a peat chat. AHHH!!!...more6minPlay
March 09, 2026Ep257 - Pink But Not A ShrimpHello again! We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared? Bye again!...more8minPlay
March 08, 2026Ep256 - French ToastHey hey! We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite. Good! Bye!...more7minPlay
March 05, 2026Ep255 - My Sister Once Told MeFinal Friday… of the week!!! Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls. First Friday… of the week!!!...more7minPlay
March 04, 2026Ep254 - The Designated ObjectorHELLO. We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.) GOODBYE....more7minPlay
March 03, 2026Ep253 - Mum and Dad’s SubscriptionFeel good! Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon! Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)...more7minPlay
March 02, 2026Ep252 - The Wind Beneath Batman’s WingsGood day! Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather? I said good day!...more7minPlay
March 01, 2026Ep251 - Street EggHey ho! Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk. Bye ho!...more7minPlay
FAQs about 3, 2, 1, Haiku!:How many episodes does 3, 2, 1, Haiku! have?The podcast currently has 268 episodes available.