3000 Movies to Die Before You Watch

Double feature Saturday! We kick off with 1994's classic, Speed, and find out whether it holds up or not. Then we dive into 2001's hidden gem, Bandits, which features a hypochondriac who raises awareness for vaginitis. Among other shenanigans.

After the tremendously boring movie we watched for episode 13, Zodiac was a delightful treat. Our dogs, however, would beg to disagree. In this episode we go a little deeper than usual and discuss our own psychology, revealing why you should never trust either one of us. But trust us, Zodiac is worth a watch.

We watched the best movie of all time followed by the worst. Okay so maybe it's not quite that extreme, but seriously, Sabrina was a total blast. Definitely watch it. Love's Long Journey, on the other hand... well, let's just say we watched it so you don't have to.

We watched Meet the Fockers and have no idea why people like it. Jen is stunned that Darcy has actually seen it more than once. 

Go ahead and start writing your hate mail. We watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, without having seen the previous films OR reading the books.

In a refreshing turn of events, we watched The Rundown and both of us enjoyed it. Jen was just happy to see cows.

We took our coolness factors up a notch and watched Hancock, the first movie in the collection that Jen has already seen once before. We also put on our super judgmental hats and start calling out the character's life choices.

We skipped the random generator this time and picked out something just for Darcy: Hellboy. Jen did not pay enough attention to have any idea what was going on, and it shows in this episode.

Cheesy B-list movie delivers some of the worst graphics Jen has ever seen. Seriously, WTF do they think the Earth is made out of? This episode centers around "The Core." Terrible pun intended.

We watched Crusader, and it was probably the most fun we've had since we first dove into "the three thousand." Give it a watch and share in our joy.