3000 Movies to Die Before You Watch

We don't have very many horror movies in our collection of 3000+, so we were looking forward to watching Darkness Falls. If you haven't seen it, watch it with a friend. Not because it's scary, but because it'll only be fun if you have someone to riff on it with. This one might just win the title for most WTF moments, at least from the movies we've watched so far.

Go ahead and try to pronounce 35st out loud. Then listen to this episode to find out why we find it so funny. This week's double-feature has a theme of racism, beginning with the classic stoner comedy Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, and wrapping up with 2004's Crash.

Last episode we discussed giving ourselves a "good movie cleanse" and Darcy thinks we accomplished that with some movies that aren't in our collection of 3120. We discuss those and then dive into our actual pick, Me Myself and Irene. Jen has no idea what to talk about and gets morbid when she gets to the "cow scene."

We were all settled in to watch a Cameron Diaz triple feature, but for some reason somebody had stolen the lesser two of the three DVD's from the case and we were left with the best one - The Sweetest Thing. We discuss sexuality and social awkwardness at length. Then we change gears and watch Jackass Number Two, which leads us down a rabbit hole of gender inequality for some reason, and ends with a debate over the proper way to eat animal poop.

Today we are satisfactorily confused, whatever that means. We watched 2009's Push, and for the second time had some controversy over the title as the cover was somewhat misleading. We try making sense of the film itself but are still very confused, which means we probably didn't even spoil the movie for anyone because we have no idea what happened.

This weekend's double feature started with a Nicolas Cage movie that inspired us to write our own series of films about babysitters. Listen in to learn how you can help us make them happen! The movie was Windtalkers, and we are still confused as to why they called it that, but whatever. Our second movie was the Matador, which had all the zany hilarity we could ask for.

If you haven't seen Cold Souls, welcome to the majority. Practically nobody has seen it. And for good reason, this one has a very narrow target audience that probably only includes Darcy. Tune in to hear our bad synopsis and very different reviews of this movie.

For this week's double feature we watched Up In The Air, followed by Russel Peter's Red White and Brown. At least one of them failed to live up to expectations, but which one was it?

Folks, we may have just peaked. GravyTrain turned out to be the best hidden gem we could possibly have hoped for. We got bad parkour action, nonsensical detective work, hysterical one-liners and we didn't even mention the pinata party! Don't worry if you haven't seen it yet, we didn't spoil it for you. Movies like this simply can't be spoiled.

This double feature starts out with Darcy trying to explain Slap Shot to Jen, and why it is considered "required viewing." Then both of us rip into Fahrenheit 9/11 and find no redeeming qualities.