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This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long.

🔥 What’s inside this insanity:

A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️

TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️

A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖

Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔

Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽

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Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽

👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below!

🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls.

00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!!

02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos

04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos

07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock

10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating

12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate

15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp

18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma

22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers

27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe?

30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex

31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk

33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really)

34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend

40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder

44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story

47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?!

50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App

51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama

56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash

58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear?

01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings

01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam

01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows

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