Well folks, the secret's out: John Clay Wolfe just turned 50 years old. And, oh my, how the well wishes are pouring in! Except, y'know, for some 'Mean Tweets,' visits from less-than-perfectly-welcome friends like Hanna the exotic dancer, character actor Juan Solo, Tommy Lee's Schlong (yeah, it can talk), and even the Devil himself! PLUS, we've got a ton of REAL friends calling in to wish our boy a happy birthday, AND yes, rumors are that there's liquor on the premises...so call your Uber ride early, and don't miss the party! Let's raise a glass to our favorite high toned, straight-shootin'  SOB. Cheers, John Clay! This Natty Light is for you, bud.