Keith is back with his church of scars, and nothing’s keeping him down. Keith has finally figured out why the love of his life left him, and he’s going to try to work on being a different person. He also discusses learning the history of the Charlotte-established fast food joint Bojangles, and he eavesdrops on a Bojangles potential hiring. Keith gives us an update on the Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple, Donald Trump’s golfing prowess, Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide note before his “failed attempt”, and the deadly cruise ship hantavirus outbreak. You can shake Keith cold, shake Keith cold; but yet, his soul can’t be sold.