From the very last of our Valley Voices Story Slams for the season, we present: Off the Map!

Tone Nunes finds his way in a new neighborhood, by making cardigans for prostitutes. Halley Gmeiner has her meticulously planned life thrown in a totally different direction, while on a cross country trip with her girlfriend. And our winner of the night, Emily Savin, brings us one of the most defiant moments ever to arise... over a hotdog.

These are your stories, and we’re always looking for more. Find out when you can hear them live, or listen for more from our Valley Voices Podcast, right here.

Music here by Broken Social Scene, Kero One, and Portastatic.