Comedian El Sanchez joins us from their social isolation in Olympia for this spirited episode in which we meet the legendary Papi from Our Chart, who doesn't do breakfast and loves girls' sadness and wetness. Also, Arizona Robbins short-shorts her way into Bette's T.A. spot, Cybil Shepard arrives as Dean Phyllis Kroll who thinks she's gay, Shay drinks 500 milkshakes, Max the sensitive feminist goes on a date, and Jenny finds out that Stacey Merkin is a duplicitous cunt!!!!

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