Rancho Notorious is West Hollywood's hottest new Girls Night at The Planet. You'll find Heads Will Roll Kroll on the prowl, Papi with a girl on each arm, many bales of hay and Shane, a skinny little white girl. But first, stop in on Tina and Henry's Mixer for Our Gay and Straight Friends, a bona-fide disaster party full of honest homophobes and Bette's intense top energy. Also, Jenny's still upset about her review, Helena's bad at jobs, and Nadia has never wanted to kiss anyone as much as she wants to kiss Bette Porter right now!

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