404 Funny

This week's show includes little tunes from beyond your own vantage point. Several sports reports will be destroyed in a controlled explosion, and there’s the regular radio gang of twenty-five million aardvarks who will attempt something for you and yours. Why not write in and we’ll return your letters unopened free of charge. PLEASE NOTE: this week’s show is like a mango. Please hold up a mango when listening in. Thank you.

Mary Christmas breaks off from writing letters to prisoners to bring you more celebrity tittle-tattle - more tattle than tittle, to be honest. The casting for Alan Sugar's production of The Scottish Play is revealed - will there be a role for Kenneth Branagh? What do you think? Keep up-to-date with the very latest Steeple Bumstead gossip at twitter.com/MaryChristmasxx. Mary would like it to be known that she is owned by Maggie Gordon-Walker, who has fallen behind on payments.

This week’s episode simply cannot be gainsayed, and involves light sabres for one and all. Backing music is provided by the Frinton Cubic Choir, led by the Reverend James Cylindrical. Crashing noises are supplied by Mr Ulock Chaydds in a cameo role. PLEASE NOTE: This week’s show is green. Please wear suitable attire, such as a sturdy green inflatable bowler hat with the word ‘TWING’ on it. No further questions can be accepted at this time.

Mary Christmas returns with more delusions of grandeur and tall tales from her celebrity journal, including Alan Sugar's introduction into the world of theatre production. Keep up-to-date with the goings-on in Steeple Bumstead and Mary's own head at twitter.com/MaryChristmasxx. Mary would like it to be known that she is owned by Maggie Gordon-Walker.

NEW! John Dredge returns with a show that features not only the sounds of tomorrow, such as a teacup in mid-air, but also valuable wheelbarrow information and, of course, radiophonic trundling. PLEASE NOTE: This show involves audio lampposts. Stand well back and deactivatatronalise until ready. Thank you.

NEW!! Siren and love trainer Mary Christmas makes her 404 Funny debut with a six-part serialization of entries from her journal, full of the sort of spurious celebrity tittle-tattle that used to appear in certain tabloid newspapers before all of the journalists within a mile's radius of Wapping were arrested. Keep fully up-to-date with the goings-on in Steeple Bumstead at twitter.com/MaryChristmasxx. Mary would like it to be known that she is currently in the sole care of her appropriate adult, Maggie Gordon-Walker.

Pegabovine get excited about sheep, are visited by their landlord, and unveil a Biblical epic. Featuring Stuart Goldsmith, currently appearing in ITV1's Show Me the Funny. Plus a song from singer-songwriter Kat Flint, Cultural Correspondent Julie Bower, Samuel Hutchinson, Chris Boyd, Lewis James, and the lonely poet Luke Kennard.

Another chance to hear more excerpts from Comedy 365's two trips to the Edinburgh Fringe, including a performance from Show Me the Funny contender Alfie Moore. Also featured are Lorcan McGrane, Jen Warren, Dee Custance, and Eric Kirchberger. Recorded in August 2009 at The White Horse, Canongate, as part of Sowerby & Luff's All Stars.

First podcast from Pegabovine (Matthew Henry Johnson, Luke Kennard, Jenny Sutton, and Tom "Davis" Wateracre), in which everything's clunkily set up, with the expectation that the gags will pay off some time later. Also featuring Stuart Goldsmith (currently one of the contenders in ITV1’s Show Me the Funny), Girl & Dean (Jess Ransom & Sarah Dean), Like A Thief, Luke Kennard, and Loo Brealey.

Another chance to hear some excerpts from Comedy 365's two trips to the Edinburgh Fringe, including a performance from from Show Me the Funny contender Alfie Moore. Also featured are Doug Faulkner, Jon Brittain, Tom Wateracre, Rosie Wilby, and James Shakeshaft & David LE Davis. Recorded in August 2008 at Dragonfly, West Port, as part of Sex Tips for Pandas, which was hosted by and co-produced with Sowerby & Luff.