Listen we're not gonna ask anybody or tell anybody anything butttt it's time for Lesson Number One and comic/writer and CODA Liana Carrera is here to make us laugh and assess Bette's sign language skills. Furthermore, Bette and Jodi are wearing matching white tank tops, Tasha doesn't finish her churro, Phyllis has some major lesbian processing to do, Helena is playing strip gin rummy with Catherine, OurChart is BLOWING UP WITH HITS, Shane and Paige are gonna teach kiddos it's ok to be gay I guess, Alice is going on a series of rides with Tasha and Katie Holmes wants to be in Lez Girls by Jenny Schecter!

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