Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Wolfepack! We've got a special gift under the tree for you, and guess what it is? It's your favorite podcast back with a fresh Christmas Eve episode! Twas the Saturday before Christmas and all through the ranch, John was calling for our listeners to air out their grievances for Festivus! From long winded and sexually frustrated conspiracy theorists to former federal agents with a tip on stolen car scams, we've got a bit of it all. Gigi  tells us about her family's experience ice skating [Black people on ice coming to a rink near you!] John's dropping cold hard cash on bad ass cars but he needs Uncle Roy and Bagman Tom to carry the cash [and the gun] to make sure it all goes smooth. We're missing Bobbo, but we find a clip of him trying out for a different station and we play DJ Pre-K's Christmas classic "Gangsta Ass Christmas" to bring up the spirits after John's middle school bully calls in to apologize for beating him up after slapping his sister's boobies [Turns out she deserved it!] Pour up that egg nog and light the yule log because we've got all that and more on the John Clay Wolfe show!