The city? San Francisco.

Two detectives, Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice solve crimes in America's LGBTQ home base.

You figure it out.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Terry Meiners as Ben Dover
Ron Clay as Phil McCrevice

WHAS teammates create goofy shouts to use on the Terry Meiners show (fall 1985)

SHHHUUUURRRRRE

PIPES MEINERS

HUP HUP BOOGA BOOGA

THE TOOT MONSTERS

Iranian hijackers disrupt Col. Frank Stump's freedom flight...because Ron & Terry wrote him out of the script? 

Nope, Diamond John Otting fires the entire crew of the Beaver bits segments. Only Ward Cleaver's services will be retained.

Eddie Haskell invites the Beaver bits cast to the Christmas party to drink away their sorrows.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, baseball boy, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, Col. Frank Stump
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker 

The Pope is overindulging but Eddie Haskell must deliver on his promises for miraculous healings. Wally & Beaver are trying to appease the Pope's demands for fancy drinks.

Colonel Frank Stump is stuffed into the overhead bin on his freedom flight home. Hijackers are on board. Can Manuel Forrest save us?

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col. Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Pope John Paul ll as himself
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker 

The miracle tortilla attracts religious pilgrims from around the world. Pope John Paul ll calls June to validate the miracle and then invites her on a ski trip.

Floyd & Ernie find another way to bolster their finances. Eddie is cashing in on the MIRACLE TORTILLA.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Pope John Paul ll as himself
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Colonel Frank Stump and baseball boy Johnny jump on the Mahatma's magic bus. The bathroom politics are numbing.

Floyd & Ernie are free from the cooler but Floyd had to surrender one leg for their nutrition during isolation. A salami leg replacement doesn't quite do the trick.

It's Taco Tuesday at the Cleaver home and a SECOND COMING is at hand!

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball kid
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd, Wino Jimmy
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Mahatma

After turning traitor on the Walter Mondale campaign, Eddie Haskell joins the Jesse Jackson for president campaign, but only to skim the proceeds. Floyd & Ernie are starving inside the locked food cooler.

Floyd & Ernie remain locked into the store cooler. Is cannibalism next?

Colonel Frank Stump is back on the show for no apparent reason.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball kid
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Mahatma

Eddie Haskell's job search for the Vic Morrow head could get him onstage at huge rock concerts. David Byrne is SO IMAGINATIVE! June takes Beaver and Eddie to the rock show.

Floyd and Ernie reform the Old Guy from his theft-filled past. 

Eddie Haskell joins the political fundraising game.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, stage announcer
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Vic Morrow's head

Judge Heidleberg sentences Eddie Haskell to perpetual care of Vic Morrow's severed head. Floyd & Ernie have a rough punishment for the shoplifting Old Guy.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Judge Heidleberg, Old Guy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, attorney Chip Monk
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

June Cleaver punishes Wally by taking his parachute pants. Eddie Haskell goes to court to defend his reckless helicopter pilot skills. Wally spills the beans on Eddie's past. June and Beaver also tell the judge about Eddie's faults.

Frankie, Leroy, and Troy laugh it up over the Old Guy's shoplifting arrest at Floyd & Ernie's store.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Judge Heidleberg, Frankie Wayne Wayne
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Chip Monk, Floyd Knurd, Troy Liplock
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Vic Morrow's head