Helicopter pilot Eddie Haskell botches the movie scene but somehow survives the crash. Vic Morrow the actor was not so lucky. Eddie has a notorious flying record. June is livid but will calm down once Eddie medicates her.

The Feminine Forum guys are cleaning out Floyd & Ernie's liquor store and snow cone shop. They'll be out of business in a matter of days.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, Old Guy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd, Troy Liplock
Kim Works as June
Leroy Washington as the snitch
Chris Sutton as John Landis
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

The Feminine Forum guys steal from Floyd & Ernie's liquor store. Eddie Haskell is stoned while flying a helicopter in a critical movie scene.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Frankie Wayne Wayne, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Troy Liplock, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Chris Sutton as John Landis
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

The depraved Hollywood life is consuming Wally, Beaver, and Eddie. They're starstruck and finding trouble with the ladies. Director John Landis hires Eddie to fly a helicopter in a new Vic Morrow film. Hopefully it won't go to his head.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

An errant gunshot strikes oil but who will get to stake the claim? Wally, Beaver, and Eddie jump on board their private jet to Hollywood. Someone orders a prostitute but June Cleaver walks in to spoil the debauchery.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

The mystery unfolds after the liquor store shooting. Logical people would try to pin the crime on Eddie but no one saw anything. Could the investigator be bribed with snacks? Floyd & Ernie take ownership of the liquor store but Eddie has other plans.

Milking another gunshot mystery? Yes, indeedy! 

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Kim Works as June
Ted Tatman as the state trooper
Todd Hyle as Liquor Larry
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Floyd & Ernie force Ward to rob Larry's gas and liquor station, but the owner is too busy singing a classic rock song to follow directions. Col. Frank Stump is stuck on a highway guardrail when the Feminine Forum panelists sling abuse.

Eddie Haskell tries to sell Wally & Beaver on their new motherless lives. Klaatu wants beer so he beams them back to earth. Ward is holding a gun and suddenly...BOOM!

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Feminine Forum crew: Frankie Wayne Wayne, Leroy, Old Guy, Troy Liplock
Tanna Guthrie as June
Todd Hyle as Liquor Larry
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Still on the spaceship, Eddie Haskell goes postal on Muhammad Ali. June Cleaver could get vaporized next. Eddie explains how losing June could improve all of their lives. Klaatu wants a share of the booty.

Floyd & Ernie empty Ward Clee-av-er's wallet and coerce him to rob a liquor store. Col. Frank Stump has gotta brand new bag.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Floyd & Ernie Knurd run out of hitchiking luck but find Ward Cleaver stuffed in a car trunk. ROAD TRIP! Meanwhile, June is still being wooed by Klaatu aboard the spaceship while Eddie Haskell gets his hands on the UFO's vaporizer. 

Poor Colonel Frank Stump can't catch a break. Or anything else.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, baseball boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump, Floyd Knurd
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

June, Wally, and Beaver Cleaver are nervous aboard a UFO but Eddie Haskell still slings the jokes at the earth invaders. Eddie offers June for the aliens' probes, then is truly satisfied by their romantic lab experiments. Wally & Eddie find amazing treasures aboard the UFO.

Colonel Frank Stump rides the tide...detergent. 

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, baseball kid
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col. Frank Stump
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Jimmy Hoffa

The Cleavers listen to 96QMF's Show With No Name but June Cleaver objects to the raunchy show so the radio is switched to the Mayfield country show with Roadapple Ron and Truckin' Terry. June approves of their wholesome comedy! Rappin' Ron and Trippin' Terry also make a brief appearance before a UFO stalls the car. Will aliens kidnap the entire town of Mayfield?

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Col Frank Stump
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker