Larry Mondello convinces Beaver to apply body piercings ahead of the Mayfield rock concert. June proves that all women go crazy for musicians. Eddie Haskell thinks he's been promoted to general as he's sent to the sergeant's quarters. Bad news coming.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally (busy unloading swag)
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Buster Hymen
Leroy Washington as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Beaver & Larry Mondello smoke a doob recalling the tragic story of Larry's cousin the band roadie. Larry offers his guitar in exchange for a load of groceries and a pair of Mrs. Cleaver's panties. Leroy Washington panics as Wally & Eddie remain AWOL. The Marine drill sergeant gifts Leroy cigarettes so he spills the beans on the missing privates.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Leroy Washington as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, drill sergeant

Wally & Eddie are overwhelmed by basic training and need to sneak off base. They bribe the guard with a carton of smokes and hope they won't get caught by their angry Marine drill sergeant. Meanwhile, June and Beaver are chilling at home when Larry Mondello brings his guitar for a gentle singalong. Stoned Beaver quickly turns it into a LOUDER THAN LIFE jamfest.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Leroy Washington as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Tommy the Torch enjoys running over pedestrians until a Catholic nun walks into the street. A tragic car accident ends the arsonist's reign of terror. Eddie Haskell steals the gangster's personal effects as mobsters put out a hit on him. Eddie and Wally try to hide by joining the U.S. Marine Corps.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Tommy the Torch
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Leroy
Chris Sutton as Rocko
Terry Medert as Ben Dover
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, drill sergeant

Wally and Beaver are rough on their dad Ward Cleaver. The troubled family can't afford a Christmas tree so the boys decide to decorate their incapacited father with ornaments and snot tinsel. Now...about that electrical hookup...ouch!

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983)

Ron Clay as Wally, Tommy the Torch
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Rocko
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

(at this point in December 1983, Clay and Meiners would take a few weeks to decide whether to continue the series, ultimately restarting it in January 1984)

Tommy the Torch is not pleased to see Eddie Haskell, who is deeply in debt. Tyrone scares Wally & Beaver. Mayfield is a racist town but Tyrone knows how to navigate white hate. June is zoned out on drugs so Wally and Eddie must pursue financial freedom in another way. 

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Tommy the Torch
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Tyrone
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Gilbert is sad to learn that his shih tzu has been eaten but Eddie Haskell has a meat alternative for him to take home.

With fresh lobotomy scars, Ward returns from the Mayfield Home for the Criminally Insane. June panics over an impending foreclosure so she needs her valium. But Eddie already sold them.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Gilbert
Kevin Otting as the gerbil
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Eddie Haskell tortures Beaver while the Cleaver parents are away. Eddie learned the brutal tactics from Nuns & Nazis magazine.

Gilbert visits ailing Beaver and stupidly allows Eddie to play with his shih tzu dog. Oh no!

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cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tom Clay as Officer I.P. Freely
Chris Sutton as Gilbert
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

June decides to become a surrogate mom for a mysterious firm. Wally must babysit his drug-addled brother but Eddie Haskell wants to play pranks on the tender younger brother Beaver.

(apologies for some damaged audio)

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Mr. Schwartz
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Now that the Cleaver family fortune is gone, June looks for work. Nuclear physics? Pole dancing? No and nooooo thanks! If all goes well, she'll carry a stranger's baby for $20,000...big money in Mayfield!

Beaver's recent drug use led him to join a religious cult so perhaps he could become the next David Koresch. Or Reverend Moon. Or Donald Trump.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1983)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, job interviewer
Terry Meiners as Beaver, strip club owner
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Gilbert
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker