Eddie Haskell steals a car to get June and the new horsefaced baby home from the hospital. Wally, Beaver, and Eddie climb into the car but there's no room for Ward. He's in the trunk like luggage. Eddie uses a boob as a replacement distributor cap. Col. Frank Stump gets stuck on a player's cleat. Eddie has difficulty ordering food from the drive thru.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, baseball player
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Col. Frank Stump as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Jeff Prater as fast food clerk
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

WQMF ran a repeat of episode 23 with Ron & Terry on vacation.

Floyd & Ernie ushers Wally and Ward into the maternity ward. Wally explains that Beaver was burned in a freebasing accident. Eddie Haskell gives Beaver a rough wheelchair ride. Col. Frank Stump gets to play home plate at the ballgame. 

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd, lawn boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Col. Frank Stump as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Floyd & Ernie consider using a plunger to "birth that baby" for June Cleaver. They find an ice cream scooper does the trick. Col. Frank Stump is discovered by the lawn boy who wants to keep him as a pet. Wally & Eddie look for action around the hospital. The morgue reveals many depraved opportunites for Eddie Haskell.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Floyd Knurd, lawn boy
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Ernie Knurd
Col. Frank Stump as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Beaver's orderlies Floyd & Ernie remove a 3 day enema, flooding the hospital. June's water breaks as Ward drives recklessly to the hospital. June wants to stop at Zayre's for the big sale. Col. Frank Stump lands in a pasture where a kid is ready to cut the lawn.

Now Floyd & Ernie are misreading June's medical chart. Oops!

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Col. Frank Stump as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Sir Laurence Olivier as lawn boy
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Wally & Eddie are not tactful as caregivers for Col. Frank Stump, who gets stuck on a tire and goes missing. June is having pregnancy challenges but Ward insists on getting a little sugar. Floyd & Ernie Knurd act as ordelies for freebase burn victim Beaver Cleaver.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally, Ernie Knurd
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell, Floyd Knurd
Col. Frank Stump as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Jobless Eddie Haskell is unhirable because of his tarnished military record. Wally & Eddie apply to be caregivers to Col. Frank Stump, a wounded warrior. The boys are rough but the colonel hires them just the same. Beaver starts freebasing cocaine at the rock show and sparks fly.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Col. Frank Stump as himself
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Wally & Eddie are discharged from the Marines, but Eddie picked up an asterisk*

Mrs. Rayburn can't wait to love up on Beaver and Larry at the Grant Avenue rock show.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June, Mrs. Rayburn
Chris Sutton as the Moonie
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

Wally goes to greet a visitor as Eddie is left behind in the shower with Ben Dover. Eddie seems to be suffering from PTSD. Mrs. Rayburn the school principal hits on rock stars Beaver and Larry Mondello.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June, Mrs. Rayburn
Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello, the captain
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker

June Cleaver goes wild at the rock show in spite of her pregnancy. Who's the daddy? The AWOL Marines Wally & Eddie are given 6 months in the stockade. Ben Dover is excited about his new cellmates.

WQMF "The Show With No Name" (1984)

cast:

Ron Clay as Wally
Terry Meiners as Beaver, Eddie Haskell
Tanna Guthrie as June
Chris Sutton as Larry Mondello, the captain
Alan Rimmer as Dr. Shapiro
Duke Meyer as announcer Harry Schlonker, Ben Dover